John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Started by Scarlet Fox16 pages

Nice come back. Be sure to tell your mom thanks for the tip.

yay

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Nice come back. Be sure to tell your mom thanks for the tip.

yay

So you're bragging about getting it on with a 60 year old woman ? You kinda just ethered yourself.

Your kind of slow huh? Okay lets try this again. And I will break it down for you.

"Nice come back" Meaning your 'This sounds like Loser talk' splurt

Good still? Okay lets continue. -points to chalkboard-

"Be sure to tell your mom - " As in the woman who gave birth to you..

"thanks for the tip." As in the tip for the 'Oh So Amazing' come back you posted.

Any and all things about getting it on with 60 year old women is in your head and I hope you get help.

-shakes head- Poor boy.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Your kind of slow huh? Okay lets try this again. And I will break it down for you.

"Nice come back" Meaning your 'This sounds like Loser talk' splurt

Good still? Okay lets continue. -points to chalkboard-

"Be sure to tell your mom - " As in the woman who gave birth to you..

"thanks for the tip." As in the tip for the 'Oh So Amazing' come back you posted.

Any and all things about getting it on with 60 year old women is in your head and I hope you get help.

-shakes head- Poor boy.

No, no, no. You are trying to pretend you meant something else. You acted like you can romance an older woman like it's cool or something. You need to give e harmony or plenty of fish a try. I think you are bound to find someone.

Ps. If you are going to insult someone's intelligence don't misspell the word you're. Pats your little slow head.

You seem to like making up imaginary things. Like you did in this forum. And I never even heard of plenty of fish. Been looking for lonesome single grannys have you? Oh. I got something in the mail for you by mistake. Its your Grammar Nazi Badge. Dont forget to shine it up.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
You seem to like making up imaginary things. Like you did in this forum. And I never even heard of plenty of fish. Been looking for lonesome single grannys have you? Oh. I got something in the mail for you by mistake. Its your Grammar Nazi Badge. Dont forget to shine it up.
Look, I am sorry you are lonely but take it elsewhere and get back to the topic you troll.

You seem to be the one with the fasination for Grannys and old people dating sites, but hey pot. See that kettle? Its black too. Besides. I didnt start this. You guys have been off topic before I even made a tiny comment that had nothing to do with either of you.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
You seem to be the one with the fasination for Grannys and old people dating sites, but hey pot. See that kettle? Its black too. Besides. I didnt start this. You guys have been off topic before I even made a tiny comment that had nothing to do with either of you.
I was trying to help you out due to your obvious desperation. You called me a towel. That's offensive where I come from. Now run along or get back to the topic at hand.

Yes... Because that was aimed directly at you. And its not my fault you live in Anti-Towel-ville. And there is no topic. This thread was made to Bash John McClane by putting him up against a Man who is backed by God. Its a One sided Thread. An Unfair Topic. So there is no Topic at hand and anyone who follows with it is a Troll in itself for humoring the Troll who began it...

.. but yeah man vs man, McClane wins. McClane wouldnt want to kill him and since McClane isnt there to stop Elis journey Eli wouldnt try to kill McClane either. Another unfair thing to change the characters Values in order to make a thread.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Yes... Because that was aimed directly at you. And its not my fault you live in Anti-Towel-ville. And there is no topic. This thread was made to Bash John McClane by putting him up against a Man who is backed by God. Its a One sided Thread. An Unfair Topic. So there is no Topic at hand and anyone who follows with it is a Troll in itself for humoring the Troll who began it...

.. but yeah man vs man, McClane wins. McClane wouldnt want to kill him and since McClane isnt there to stop Elis journey Eli wouldnt try to kill McClane either. Another unfair thing to change the characters Values in order to make a thread.

The topic was created to go after a troll who claimed McClane was special protection from god despite that never being alluded to in any die hard movie against someone who has special protection in a movie. It was irony at it's finest.

So you think McClane is more skilled than Eli ? LOL.

I honestly have no clue. I never saw the movie.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I honestly have no clue. I never saw the movie.
Sigh.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The topic was created to go after a troll who claimed McClane was special protection from god despite that never being alluded to in any die hard movie against someone who has special protection in a movie. It was irony at it's finest.

So you think McClane is more skilled than Eli ? LOL.

Ignore this tool, Scarlet.

Watch DH1. Remember the rooftop pre-firehose jump where McClane is being shot at by the FBI helicopter and the C4 is about to go off..
As he wraps the hose round his waist he renounces going on tall building roofs ever again and says "Please god, dont let me die"
*Cue 4 more movies when that actually happens, and McClane survives shit that goes into astronomical odds where any regular dude would been killed like at least 25 times per movie, displaying superhuman endurance and almost unfeasilble amounts of luck.

So as you can see, this was all true = Not trolling. But as Quanchi and Lestov as full of butthurt and rage at having been proven wrong and as trolls over and over, they have to smear the source of their rage and butthurt constantly as trolls because it helps them sleep at night..

McClane has a high Dmg soak and a High lvl of Luck. No dout about that. But I honestly cant be 100% about this thread when I have never seen Book of Eli. With that in mind all I am doing is Being a Fan Girl for McClane.

McClane Rules!

Well its two guys with Machetes.
Both with divine flow, but only one who made it through 5 movies of impossible lunacy PLUS the insane DMG soak and luck, smarts etc you mention.. (6 including Loaded Weapon 1)

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Nice come back. Be sure to tell your mom thanks for the tip.

yay

His mom thanks me for my tip. WEEEE!

Edit - Apparently, his 60-year-old mom.

Eli chops McClane up.

Unlikely.

Machetes are not fencing weapons. The brutal and unsubtle McClane most likely beasts Eli. even if he should temporarily lose an arm or something ..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Unlikely.

Machetes are not fencing weapons. The brutal and unsubtle McClane most likely beasts Eli. even if he should temporarily lose an arm or something ..

Eli's sword of choice was not a fencing weapon it was infact very much like a machete in design it being slightly off from his own sword isn't enough to give McClane who has no experience with a sword of any kind a win over eli.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ignore this tool, Scarlet.

Watch DH1. Remember the rooftop pre-firehose jump where McClane is being shot at by the FBI helicopter and the C4 is about to go off..
As he wraps the hose round his waist he renounces going on tall building roofs ever again and says "Please god, dont let me die"
*Cue 4 more movies when that actually happens, and McClane survives shit that goes into astronomical odds where any regular dude would been killed like at least 25 times per movie, displaying superhuman endurance and almost unfeasilble amounts of luck.

So as you can see, this was all true = Not trolling. But as Quanchi and Lestov as full of butthurt and rage at having been proven wrong and as trolls over and over, they have to smear the source of their rage and butthurt constantly as trolls because it helps them sleep at night..

So this is proof that he has divine intervention because he asks for help through the form of a prayer ? No, it isn't. LOL at your reaching. In the Book of Eli we know Eli is being aided. It's driven home but that's fine you believe McCLane is being aided. It takes away from all of his feats. According to you McClane sucks. Mcawesome !!!!