John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Started by Lestov1616 pages

At least you didn't autoplay it like you usually do when you butthurt spam like the Simpleton Saddie McTroll that you are 😆

Says a guy who autoplayed himself.

No I posted those laughing at you and your butthurt downplay.
Its obvious to any of those who have followed things round here.

Awwww more name calling. Never mind. Its all you have left. Dig in. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Eli turns up delivered in a box like the Wife in Seven.
You don't think John can win you think god favors him which is wrong but even in your addled mind Johnnie boy can't win on his own. McWin!!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Simple minded thinking Quanchi.

I'm not like you are about Van Zan in your needs to fellate him constantly as matter of worship.

McClane's screenfeats are beyond the realms of being affected by a statement a poster (me) or a putz (you) could make on a message board.

McWin.
The chronically butthurt disagree, but meh whatever, they mean little as they post without thinking, always being too distracted by the urgent search for more buttcream in futile search for relief from something that would never go away for them.

Cry on. Its ok. Let it out. None of us hear take pleasure in seeing you suffer like this. 😮‍💨

You already burned through all his feats proclaiming they aren't through him at all. It's too late. The damage has been done. Stay on point. I am already thoroughly destroying you in the other thread. Eli wins this thread too. Far more skilled than McClane.

Nope. As I said, if he just sat there expecting assistance from the universe without doing things himself, he lose everytime.

Eli is too hacked up and machete'd to win.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. As I said, if he just sat there expecting assistance from the universe without doing things himself, he lose everytime.

Eli is too hacked up and machete'd to win.

You still said he needs it to survive ebery movie. All he has to do is try and he will be aided when he needs it thus torching his best feats. Well done. Eli destroys him. Eli was a wrecker unlike the punching bag McClane.

LOL Saddie, your butthurt McLovin, to the point of saying Mcclane is blessed by God, has utterly destroyed all of McClane's feats. Congratulations, trollboy 😆

Nope I didnt say it: The movies showed it.

However: This may not have been true after DH 3, according to Zeus.
Can you tell us why? (Or is that ALL of the movies when added to DHs 1,2 and 4 that you clearly haven't seen)

Besides who says that "god" isn't just some universal principle or something like McClane TK AKA The McClane factor?

If you havent recalled or googled up the answer to the Zeus question, I'll tell you in a couple of posts why The McClane factor is possibly something outside of your perception of what god is.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You still said he needs it to survive ebery movie. All he has to do is try and he will be aided when he needs it thus torching his best feats. Well done. Eli destroys him. Eli was a wrecker unlike the punching bag McClane.

Nah I just noted that McClane is tried and tested in 5 movies, whereas Eli is only in 1 and not against McClane grade opposition.

McClane is unaided by any godhood in the first hour and half of DH1,
And most likely from DH3 onwards.

McClane is therefore is a wrecker for 5 times as long as Eli.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah I just noted that McClane is tried and tested in 5 movies, whereas Eli is only in 1 and not against McClane grade opposition.

McClane is unaided by any godhood in the first hour and half of DH1,
And most likely from DH3 onwards.

McClane is therefore is a wrecker for 5 times as long as Eli.

Surviving more movies has nothing to do with who would win an actual fight between characters. It's like saying Indiana Jones beats Manhattan because he's survived 4 movies.

The skill level between these two isn't close. Eli wins this easily. Deep down you know it but you even lie to yourself.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Woof woof! Ruuuuuuffffffffffffff! Woof woof woof woooff woof ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Woooofff howwwwwwwwl woof woof!

Its more proof and reference material. More challenges faced.
You should spend less time drooling on Lestov's slippers and more watching the DH movies. Your master should join you as he has shown us that his knowledge of DH is next to nothing whatsoever.
McClane wins.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its more proof and reference material. More challenges faced.
You should spend less time drooling on Lestov's slippers and more watching the DH movies. Your master should join you as he has shown us that his knowledge of DH is next to nothing whatsoever.
McClane wins.
Altering quotes and not addressing my points is a concession. Happily accepted.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Woof woof woof woof *humps Lesty's leg some more* woof woof woof woof

Thats nice.
But McClane still wins due to being a destroyer of all that faces him at all levels within 5 movies. (Would be 6 including Loaded Weapon1, but he merely survived an onslaught and gave the guys shooting directions).

Eli is better with the machete like weapon he had. Show me McClane destroying a group of individuals with the skill he exuded in the one scene or something similar. Until then you are just crying over another loss. Surviving more movies is one of the most worthless stances I have heard on a message board.

Ok DH 3. Lift scene five guys at point blank range in a tight elevator with them all trying to kill him..
DH2: Zippo used to kill groupl of highly trained seals. Killed one highly trained Seal with water. Yes. Water.
DH4: Took out one guy by shooting an extinguisher, took out helicopter crewman with police car with chopper in air shooting at him.

Basically if McClane is not in a space vaccum, he kills even using surroundings as a weapon.

Given that he he uses all weapons, even weapons that arent traditionally weapons, to kill all he faces, with a Machete against Eli, Eli dies.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ok DH 3. Lift scene five guys at point blank range in a tight elevator with them all trying to kill him..
DH2: Zippo used to kill groupl of highly trained seals. Killed one highly trained Seal with water. Yes. Water.
DH4: Took out one guy by shooting an extinguisher, took out helicopter crewman with police car with chopper in air shooting at him.

Basically if McClane is not in a space vaccum, he kills even using surroundings as a weapon.

Given that he he uses all weapons, even weapons that arent traditionally weapons, to kill all he faces, with a Machete against Eli, Eli dies.

That is prevailing but not dominating to the point in which Eli showed over his foes. There was no back and forth it was just Eli completely destroying those against him.

😂

No he dominated them permanently.

Like you've been by butthurt and obsessive rage.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂

No he dominated them permanently.

Like you've been by butthurt and obsessive rage.

He killed them but he didn't treat them like they were nothing. That's what Eli did consistently.

Yes he did. Hence their deaths.
YouTube video

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes he did. Hence their deaths.
YouTube video
No, he killed them he didn't dominate them. Look up the word dominate and then respond.