John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Started by Darth Martin16 pages

Shaking my head at you McClane nuthuggers arguing for him in another thread where he doesn't stand a chance.

Is he now unarmed against Eli?

No?

Alright, chance having, sorted.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So this is proof that he has divine intervention because he asks for help through the form of a prayer ? No, it isn't. LOL at your reaching. In the Book of Eli we know Eli is being aided. It's driven home but that's fine you believe McCLane is being aided. It takes away from all of his feats. According to you McClane sucks. Mcawesome !!!!

Nope. He kicked all forms of ass before that moment. So no, again, your 'argument' holds zero water.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So this is proof that he has divine intervention because he asks for help through the form of a prayer ? No, it isn't. LOL at your reaching. In the Book of Eli we know Eli is being aided. It's driven home but that's fine you believe McCLane is being aided. It takes away from all of his feats. According to you McClane sucks. Mcawesome !!!!

Oh hells yea, Quan. Remember:

In DH3, McClane lost. It's even stated so. It's only due to Simon being an utter dumbass that McClane was able to catch him.
In DH4, McClane lost. It's only due to Gabriel deciding to play grab-ass with him that he got the needed advantage.

So if God is intervening here, it's not by amping McClane's skill. It's by reducing the IQ of his opponents to the negative integers. So no matter what, McClane sucks. His opponent just happens to go Simple Jack at the exact right time. McAwesome with cheese!!!!

DH3: McClane won DH3. I seem to remember Mcc;ane killing all the command badguys with a single shot from a snubnosed .38 that was ridiculous in accuracy for the target's range.

DH4 McClane won. Every winner wins battles because they can capitalise on opportunity left open by an opponent's failure.
He had to shoot through himself to make the Gabriel shot. I say that wasn't a simple mistake by Gabriel, his only mistake was in not realising the full badassery of the man he was facing.

Who says. If McClane just sat praying, he'd be dead. Action is required from McClane by whatever assists.

McClane wins, and changes your burger to a Burger King burger.

Wrong, bucko. McClane lost. Simon's stupidity won.

Wrong, bucko. McClane lost. Gabriel's desire to molest McClane won.

Wrong, bucko. McClane only wins because his villains are retarded. Maybe God makes them retarded, but even so. McClane has no discernible skills which net him an honest win. His opponent's stupidity wins it for him.

McClane couldn't win a Burger King job application. Eli Pol Pot's him.

Wow every single time you said 'Bucko' in a sentence there, the sentence was incredibly wrong. Takes skill, that. Respect.

Eli cant Pol Pot him: McClane has no glasses. 😛

😆 Yeah, I didn't notice. Hey, bucko, did you comprehend the sarcasm right there, or was that also too complex for your lonely 1/10 of a brain cell to understand?

Eli Jason Voorhees' McClane then.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wow every single time you said 'Bucko' in a sentence there, the sentence was incredibly wrong. Takes skill, that. Respect.

Nah McClane beasts Eli and goes for a nice beer afterwards.

Too bad every sentence was right. McClane's a chump, as proven.

Eli sodomizes McClane like Lust from Seven

Every sentence I spoke? Sure. That is right. Thank you for acknowledging. You are indeed becoming a man.
Still gonna have to point out that you misspelt "champ" in the phrase "McClanes a champ as proven".
(BTW theres no apostrophe in "McClanes a champ", either)

In your very perverted dreams, O boy wonder of butthurt...

Someone's still upset McClane beat his favorites in other threads and is still lashing out.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Eli sodomizes McClane like Lust from Seven

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. He kicked all forms of ass before that moment. So no, again, your 'argument' holds zero water.
No, you torched all of his feats. You laid the gasoline and lit the match. You are a traitor to the church of mcclane.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh hells yea, Quan. Remember:

In DH3, McClane lost. It's even stated so. It's only due to Simon being an utter dumbass that McClane was able to catch him.
In DH4, McClane lost. It's only due to Gabriel deciding to play grab-ass with him that he got the needed advantage.

So if God is intervening here, it's not by amping McClane's skill. It's by reducing the IQ of his opponents to the negative integers. So no matter what, McClane sucks. His opponent just happens to go Simple Jack at the exact right time. McAwesome with cheese!!!!

What's glorious is Sad singlehandedly shamed McClane more than you or I ever could. He's a McTraitor!!!!

Eli turns up delivered in a box like the Wife in Seven.

McClane is a punk who only wins because his opponents decide to molest him at the last minute. Eli slices him into McCheese Cubes

Nope. That doesnt even hold ANY water at all, by DH feats.
(Not that you've seen them)

Originally posted by quanchi112
What's glorious is Sad singlehandedly shamed McClane more than you or I ever could. He's a McTraitor!!!!

Simple minded thinking Quanchi.

I'm not like you are about Van Zan in your needs to fellate him constantly as matter of worship.

McClane's screenfeats are beyond the realms of being affected by a statement a poster (me) or a putz (you) could make on a message board.

McWin.
The chronically butthurt disagree, but meh whatever, they mean little as they post without thinking, always being too distracted by the urgent search for more buttcream in futile search for relief from something that would never go away for them.

Cry on. Its ok. Let it out. None of us hear take pleasure in seeing you suffer like this. 😮‍💨

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