John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Started by Lestov1616 pages

No. McClane is clearly poor in H2H, and Bauer excels in it. This is not up for debate. McClane wins gunfights yes, but it's obvious based off comparison of H2H and CQB feats that Bauer is superior in those categories. This is not up for debate unless you are a trolling dick

There is no denying what I said.
For it is all true.

This is unequivocally correct and the dick trophy has already been taken by you in denying it, clownshoe.

Who has the best and only screenfea- oh thats right: McClane.
When we want fights stats from somone who's best medium is the same one as Richard Simmons and any random TV chef has, we'll give you a shout on Bauer.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Who says its not a DH movie?

And who says that'd make a blind bit of difference anyway..?
(Unless you mean to gimp McClane further by denying attributes via "its not his movie" which is horrible, embarrassing fail logic at best, of course anyway)

No I never made the Superman Galactus comparison.
(Although yeah McClane kinda is Galactus like in his bankable feats screentime record....)

This is a versus thread not a movie. The only way it's a movie is if it's made and we go watch it. Dear lord.

This isn't Eli's movie nor is it McClane's movie. Acting like the opponents of McClane have to fight in a die hard movie is fanboyish and unfair. This is a versus thread just like in any other versus matchup where the heroes can die.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There is no denying what I said.
For it is all true.

This is unequivocally correct and the dick trophy has already been taken by you in denying it, clownshoe.

Who has the best and only screenfea- oh thats right: McClane.
When we want fights stats from somone who's best medium is the same one as Richard Simmons and any random TV chef has, we'll give you a shout on Bauer.

You honestly think that television characters are inferior... somehow to film characters? 😆 That has to be the most retarded thing I've ever read. You went full retard, dude. You're so full of retard that you're bursting from the overflow.

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Anybody who reads this thread, just look at this guy's post quote here, and you can automatically tell that any crap that comes out of his mouth is not credible in the slightest and shouldn't even regarded as a relevant opinion.

I've already proved that McClane is inferior in H2H and CQB to Bauer. Robtard already conceded to this. It's all over. You're just beating a dead horse if you try to dispute the blatantly obvious, undeniable, and indisputable fact that Bauer dominates McClane in H2H and CQB. A normal person wouldn't be afraid to admit this, as these are only fictional characters, but here's some fanboys who will ignore logic and reason for their beloved hero.

That's where my intensity comes from. Not cause I'm a Bauer fanboy, as I haven't seen the show in almost a year, but the fact that fanboys honestly think people are stupid enough to think that utter bull and nonsense will pass as truth. It's a blatant insult to my intelligence and I won't stand for it.

McClane loses here, as the Godly McClane Factor was utterly disproved, he loses against Bauer in H2H and melee, he loses against Riggs, and anyone else whom you've given him a win against based purely off "The McClane Factor", one of the worst concepts I've ever heard of. Kaibs, what were you thinking? How is it a McClane Factor when James Bond and virtually every other adventure hero had it decades earlier? Eli slices this dude up. /thread

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you finally admit that Bauer takes McClane in H2H and CQB, and I admit that McClane takes Bauer in gunfights. There, see, all is resolved, and we didn't need hundreds upon hundreds of pages to reach this conclusion.

LoL, strawmanning ip up. I didn't say Bauer beats McClane in a fight. I said Bauer has more H2H skills.

I've never claimed that McClane had some superb H2H skills. He's a basic fighter, punches, slams, knees and headbutts. Nothing fancy like some spin-kicks or needless posing, but he gets the job done.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, strawmanning ip up. I didn't say Bauer beats McClane in a fight. I said Bauer has more H2H skills.

I've never claimed that McClane had some superb H2H skills. He's a basic fighter, punches, slams, knees and headbutts. Nothing fancy like some spin-kicks or needless posing, but he gets the job done.

You have just reposted the same old he's a hero and prevails type thing which has no bearing in a versus thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You have just reposted the same old he's a hero and prevails type thing which has no bearing in a versus thread.

Incorrect and another strawman. Stop going out of your way to troll, okay?

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect and another strawman. Stop going out of your way to troll, okay?
It's the same horrible logic. It's like saying McClane beats T-1000 because he's survived more movies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's the same horrible logic. It's like saying McClane beats T-1000 because he's survived more movies.

Strawman bashing is your only defense. Wonder how long until your arms get tired.

Originally posted by Robtard
Strawman bashing is your only defense. Wonder how long until your arms get tired.
It's the same fanboyish logic Superman fanboys use but ignore when it's another hero. It's selective and moronic. By your logic Harry beats Dumbledore since he was never killed and survived more movies. LOL.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's the same fanboyish logic Superman fanboys use but ignore when it's another hero. It's selective and moronic.

By your logic Harry beats Dumbledore since he was never killed and survived more movies. LOL.

I understand you hate DC. While that's your prerogative, it's silly to bash something in a fool's manner just because you don't like it.

Not tired yet I see. No, that would be you still bashing that strawman you made, since you've never been able to counter the arguments I actually make.

Originally posted by Robtard
I understand you hate DC. While that's your prerogative, it's silly to bash something in a fool's manner just because you don't like it.

Not tired yet I see. No, that would be you still bashing that strawman you made, since you've never been able to counter the arguments I actually make.

I gave you an example. I have sigs of dc characters proving I don't hate dc. I do however prefer marvel.

Surviving more movies is horrible logic you endorse. I don't. I could care less if you don't like my examples because they are pertinent to the point I was trying to make. You are just stubborn.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gave you an example. I have sigs of dc characters proving I don't hate dc. I do however prefer marvel.

Surviving more movies is horrible logic you endorse. I don't. I could care less if you don't like my examples because they are pertinent to the point I was trying to make. You are just stubborn.

You don't have to justify your insane bias to me, I couldn't care less of your DC and Marvel love-hate bandwagonning.

Get that strawman!

Originally posted by Robtard
You don't have to justify your insane bias to me, I couldn't care less of your DC and Marvel love-hate bandwagonning.

Get that strawman!

I am completely objective whereas your logic flip flops from thread to thread. That's the difference between us. Surviving more films means more formidable in your world not mine.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am completely objective whereas your logic flip flops from thread to thread. That's the difference between us. Surviving more films means more formidable in your world not mine.

It's funny seeing you pat yourself on the back and try to reassure yourself.

Choke that strawman out, he's got no chance!

Originally posted by Lestov16
You honestly think that television characters are inferior... somehow to film characters? 😆 That has to be the most retarded thing I've ever read. You went full retard, dude. You're so full of retard that you're bursting from the overflow.

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Anybody who reads this thread, just look at this guy's post quote here, and you can automatically tell that any crap that comes out of his mouth is not credible in the slightest and shouldn't even regarded as a relevant opinion.

I've already proved that McClane is inferior in H2H and CQB to Bauer. Robtard already conceded to this. It's all over. You're just beating a dead horse if you try to dispute the blatantly obvious, undeniable, and indisputable fact that Bauer dominates McClane in H2H and CQB. A normal person wouldn't be afraid to admit this, as these are only fictional characters, but here's some fanboys who will ignore logic and reason for their beloved hero.

That's where my intensity comes from. Not cause I'm a Bauer fanboy, as I haven't seen the show in almost a year, but the fact that fanboys honestly think people are stupid enough to think that utter bull and nonsense will pass as truth. It's a blatant insult to my intelligence and I won't stand for it.

McClane loses here, as the Godly McClane Factor was utterly disproved, he loses against Bauer in H2H and melee, he loses against Riggs, and anyone else whom you've given him a win against based purely off "The McClane Factor", one of the worst concepts I've ever heard of. Kaibs, what were you thinking? How is it a McClane Factor when James Bond and virtually every other adventure hero had it decades earlier? Eli slices this dude up. /thread

Still crying about the completely bankable, onscreen validated and validated McClane Factor...? Awwww poor likkle diddums.
You grandstand, you engage in histrionics mindlessly, and you have proven nothing other than your bias, butthurt and hatred.

Bauers 'victories' (most assisted by CTU) over mundane throwaway fodder cut no grass here against McClane.
The fact that you write love sonnets over and over in threads about Bauer when he isn't even featured in the threads at hand are signature, fingerprint and calling card of your trolly, clowny, butthurt ways which will never ever mend due to the deep, deep lacerations within your bowels..
😮‍💨

Originally posted by Robtard
It's funny seeing you pat yourself on the back and try to reassure yourself.

Choke that strawman out, he's got no chance!

I know man I was creasing up reading that stuff.
Smugness has never been so hilariously wrongly claimed as with this dud.

(No, thats not a typo)

Originally posted by Robtard
It's funny seeing you pat yourself on the back and try to reassure yourself.

Choke that strawman out, he's got no chance!

No, that is the logic you backed up. I however did not back up this logic. I will give you one last chance to rescind the logic of surviving more movies means more formidable. Go.

It works. Especially surviving 5 movies at DH level.

Can't see Eli doing that even once.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It works. Especially surviving 5 movies at DH level.

Can't see Eli doing that even once.

You're completely discounting skill, abilities, and the circumstances involved in both movie series and movie. By your logic Harry defeats dumbledore due to surviving two more movies. It's awful.