Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by The Fat Rambo137 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I just dislike his fanboys. I just can admit when McClane loses unlike saddikins.
I share that sentiment, but you dont see me baiting the Mcnuthuggers like you do.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
I share that sentiment, but you dont see me baiting the Mcnuthuggers like you do.
Baiting ? That's what they are doing to me. This thread is a perfect example. Saddie has created many threads against Zan along with his pal, chump. I am just responding in kind.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You brought up the past. That's what happened in the past. You clearly don't even understand the things you spew forth from your keyboard. Quinn prior to Zan's manliness didn't even think it was possible to kill dragons. Zan changed his life.

Quinn changed his plans and followed Zan because he realized he was wrong and zan was right.

Suicide isn't being killed in a one on one battle. That's the definition of courage facing overwhelming odds. I guess Superman committed suicide against Doomsday.

Zan isn't jumping into a wood-chipper. You can pretend he does but that illustrates my point about how stupid you guys are here.

You need to watch the film again. Cos you clearly missed out.

Quinn went after the male cos of rage, after Van Zan didn't listen to Quinn, got a shit load of people killed and then more when the dragon backtracked to the castle, just as Quinn said. Van Zan's silly selfish antics caused he death of more people.

LoL, Superman died (not really) taking down Doomsday. Van Zan just fed a dragon.

Cry more. But do watch the film again.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Man, you really hate McClane, dont you? 😕

He rages over McClane, even in non McClane threads. It's odd to see a grown man have actual hatred for a fictional character.

Originally posted by Robtard
You need to watch the film again. Cos you clearly missed out.

Quinn went after the male cos of rage, after Van Zan didn't listen to Quinn, got a shit load of people killed and then more when the dragon backtracked to the castle, just as Quinn said. Van Zan's silly selfish antics caused he death of more people.

LoL, Superman died (not really) taking down Doomsday. Van Zan just fed a dragon.

Cry more. But do watch the film again.

Quinn knew the male dragon needed to be stopped and that Zan was right. Casualties are to be expected in a war. Quinn was too emotional but he followed zan's leads in the end. McClane would follow him as well if they were in the same movie.

Superman was more evenly matched against Doomsday but according to you it was suicide. What's it like not having any courage in your frail body, rob ? Do tell.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quinn knew the male dragon needed to be stopped and that Zan was right. Casualties are to be expected in a war. Quinn was too emotional but he followed zan's leads in the end. McClane would follow him as well if they were in the same movie.

Superman was more evenly matched against Doomsday but according to you it was suicide. What's it like not having any courage in your frail body, rob ? Do tell.

Watch the film again. Quinn only went after the male after Van Zan ddin't listen to Quinn and his rage-boy antics got people killed. Quinn was right all along.

McClane isn't in this thread.

LoL. Strawman tactic again, I know I have you when you resort to those. Superman died fighting and took down Doomsday, that's not suicide. Van Zan just fed a dragon for no reason whatsoever. Apples to oranges comparison you're making.

Originally posted by Robtard
Watch the film again. Quinn only went after the male after Van Zan ddin't listen to Quinn and his rage-boy antics got people killed. Quinn was right all along.

McClane isn't in this thread.

LoL. Strawman tactic again, I know I have you when you resort to those. Superman died fighting and took down Doomsday, that's not suicide. Van Zan just fed a dragon for no reason whatsoever. Apples to oranges comparison you're making.

Zan was right all along since once the male dragon was killed they won. Quinn followed Zan not the other way around. Zan was proven right through their collective efforts. You speculating about going extinct to beat them is LOL worthy.

Being killed by an opponent in war is not suicide. That's the thing, kiddo.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan was right all along since once the male dragon was killed they won. Quinn followed Zan not the other way around. Zan was proven right through their collective efforts. You speculating about going extinct to beat them is LOL worthy.

Being killed by an opponent in war is not suicide. That's the thing, kiddo.

You need to watch the film again, the dragons starving was mentioned.

Throwing your life away pointlessly in a war is suicide though. According to you, if a soldier jump off a tall building into certain death during a war instead of taking the stairs, it's somehow heroic.

Originally posted by Robtard
You need to watch the film again, the dragons starving was mentioned.

Throwing your life away pointlessly in a war is suicide though. According to you, if a soldier jump off a tall building into certain death during a war instead of taking the stairs, it's somehow heroic.

I think the soldier jumping off a tall building but getting shot and killed on his way down is a better example.

Or even better: Soldier jumps off tall building in attempt to angle a shot and kill an enemy he could not get without jumping but is shot in mid air and dies.

Originally posted by juggerman
I think the soldier jumping off a tall building but getting shot and killed on his way down is a better example.

Or even better: Soldier jumps off tall building in attempt to angle a shot and kill an enemy he could not get without jumping but is shot in mid air and dies.

If there was even a slim chance Van Zan could have killed the male dragon while sacrificing himself, I'd agree. But there wasn't. His jump had only one outcome, his death, either by the dragon or by the fall.

Originally posted by Robtard
If there was even a slim chance Van Zan could have killed the male dragon while sacrificing himself, I'd agree. But there wasn't. His jump had only one outcome, his death, either by the dragon or by a fall on the ground below.

No but an injury to the dragon was possible.

Originally posted by juggerman
No but an injury to the dragon was possible.

So his plan was to injure the dragon? Come on, man. It would have been a minor flesh wound, if that.

Originally posted by juggerman
I think the soldier jumping off a tall building but getting shot and killed on his way down is a better example.

Or even better: Soldier jumps off tall building in attempt to angle a shot and kill an enemy he could not get without jumping but is shot in mid air and dies.

In your example, the soldier had a chance of killing the enemy....Zan had zero chance of killing the Dragon.

Have you ever heard the term, suicide by cop?

Originally posted by Robtard
So his plan was to injure the dragon? Come on, man. It would have been a minor flesh wound, if that.

Not if he hit the eye.

Originally posted by Silent Master
In your example, the soldier had a chance of killing the enemy....Zan had zero chance of killing the Dragon.

Have you ever heard the term, suicide by cop?

I agree he wasn't going to actually kill the dragon but i do think he was attempting to harm it in some way. A final act of defiance.

Originally posted by Robtard
You need to watch the film again, the dragons starving was mentioned.

Throwing your life away pointlessly in a war is suicide though. According to you, if a soldier jump off a tall building into certain death during a war instead of taking the stairs, it's somehow heroic.

But is later scrapped as Quinn followed zan into battle.

He was attempting to kill the dragon/help Quinn however he could accomplish that if he failed. That much is obvious. Suicide implies he took his own life because he gave up. That's the furthest thing from the truth. You are an outright liar and fraud for continuing this charade as long as you have as it is.

Originally posted by juggerman
I agree he wasn't going to actually kill the dragon but i do think he was attempting to harm it in some way. A final act of defiance.

Have you ever heard the term, suicide by cop?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Have you ever heard the term, suicide by cop?

Of course. Ok i can go with you on that but that is a man at the end of his rope with no percieved way out. Not standing next to an inadament wood chipper.

Originally posted by quanchi112
But is later scrapped as Quinn followed zan into battle.

He was attempting to kill the dragon/help Quinn however he could accomplish that if he failed. That much is obvious. Suicide implies he took his own life because he gave up. That's the furthest thing from the truth. You are an outright liar and fraud for continuing this charade as long as you have as it is.

Because the male had the castle's location due to Van Zan's silly antics and killed half of Quinn's people. Did you not pay attention?

There was no way him jumping with an axe would have killed the male dragon. He did give up, he performed a classic rage-quit.

from the expert rage quit pundit, no less.