Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by quanchi112137 pages

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you pulled your ridiculous and baseless theory straight out of your ass along with a tied chain of colored handkerchiefs and a rubber chicken.
No, straight from the movie quote. Your quote of it backs me up. Thanks, Betty.

keep repeating your fallacious horseshit. eventually it will become fact.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
keep repeating your fallacious horseshit. eventually it will become fact.
Concession accepted.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted.

oh look. quanchi's last stand.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh look. quanchi's last stand.
Zant wins.

as long as quinn hides the pistols, razor blades, and sleeping pills

Originally posted by quanchi112
There is no quote for me to derive this theory from unlike the Khan quote. He was also superior to mankind unlike Zan.

Looks like poor Van Zan has finally been dumped for a newer an sexier model.

One minute Van Zan was the alpha make hero of mankind, now he's just a chump who needs to breath 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Looks like poor Van Zan has finally been dumped for a newer an sexier model.

One minute Van Zan was the alpha make hero of mankind, now he's just a chump who needs to breath 🙁

Zan was the pinnacle of mankind whereas Khan is the next step of evolution.

Zan still works McClane and will be remembered for saving earth whereas McClane will be remembered for stalking his wide. 😂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
as long as quinn hides the pistols, razor blades, and sleeping pills
That sounds like a way out for McClanes wife when she was subjected to that monster.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan was the pinnacle of mankind whereas Khan is the next step of evolution.

Zan still works McClane and will be remembered for saving earth whereas McClane will be remembered for stalking his wide. 😂

Van Zan committed blunder after blunder and then did a rage-quit movies feats, you still remember those. But speaking of next step, here you go:

McClane's not in this thread, but I see he's always in your head. McClane's in there(probably lonely); you can't get him out 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Van Zan committed blunder after blunder and then did a rage-quit movies feats, you still remember those. But speaking of next step, here you go:

McClane's not in this thread, but I see he's always in your head. McClane's in there(probably lonely); you can't get him out 🙂

I never said he was perfect. He did save humanity through his insight and personal involvement.

This thread is in response to Zans domination over McClane proving I am still inside Mclaniacs heads to this day.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He did save humanity through his insight and personal involvement.

he did nothing of the sort. you have nothing to back your claim besides blatant non sequiturs which an average 10 year old could point out.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This thread is in response to Zans domination over McClane proving I am still inside Mclaniacs heads to this day.

no this thread was a response to van zan's undeservedly elevated regard among certain ladies in this forum.

get madder

Originally posted by focus4chumps
he did nothing of the sort. you have nothing to back your claim besides blatant non sequiturs which an average 10 year old could point out.

no this thread was a response to van zan's undeservedly elevated regard among certain ladies in this forum.

get madder

No, he clearly did as minus his actions male dragon is still around and still a problem.

I can still feel the Butthurt. It must be tough to swallow a guy in one film beating an action star of multiple films.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It must be tough to swallow a guy[...]

paging dr. freud.

with your mcbutthurt aside, this thread is about van zan and a woodchipper.
its ok, i know you cant read well and have a poor memory, so i dont mind having to remind you every now and then.

now cry more.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
paging dr. freud.

with your mcbutthurt aside, this thread is about van zan and a woodchipper.
its ok, i know you cant read well and have a poor memory, so i dont mind having to remind you every now and then.

now cry more.

Insulting and flaming only is a sign of a poor debater. This only serves to validate my case.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I never said he was perfect. He did save humanity through his insight and personal involvement.

This thread is in response to Zans domination over McClane proving I am still inside Mclaniacs heads to this day.

Correct, you just said "pinnacle". He was an errand boy who delivered an arrow so the hero could win; considering his previous blunders, it's maybe a wash, maybe.

Oh, look, another "no you!" response. You do these often, it's when you don't have a proper reply 🙂

dont forget "boo hoo you're insulting me" *pees panties* *reports*

Originally posted by quanchi112
Insulting and flaming only is a sign of a poor debater. This only serves to validate my case.

ridiculous hypocrite.

get madder

Originally posted by quanchi112

I can still feel the Butthurt.

Have you tried a softer cushion?

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, you just said "pinnacle". He was an errand boy who delivered an arrow so the hero could win; considering his previous blunders, it's maybe a wash, maybe.

Oh, look, another "no you!" response. You do these often, it's when you don't have a proper reply 🙂

Your downplaying is legendary. Zan showed up and gave them up. They all worked together to defeat the dragon. Zan is a hero despite your sobbing.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
dont forget "boo hoo you're insulting me" *pees panties* *reports*

ridiculous hypocrite.

get madder

Zan wins.