Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by quanchi112

Dragon was killed.

Tis was the alpha dragon.

No, he went out as a hero.

Zan knew how to slay dragons and was their leader.

By Quinn.

Why is why he should have really followed his own tactical advice and not went after it in the dark. That's like epic failure.

A hero will sacrifice his life for the greater good. Van Zan's jump accomplished nothing, except feeding a hungry dragon.

He did; it's just too bad he didn't have enough sense to follow his own tactical advice. He only lead people to their deaths.

Now cry some more, cry like Van Zan.

Originally posted by Robtard
By Quinn.

Why is why he should have really followed his own tactical advice and not went after it in the dark. That's like epic failure.

A hero will sacrifice his life for the greater good. Van Zan's jump accomplished nothing, except feeding a hungry dragon.

He did; it's just too bad he couldn't follow his own tactical advice.

Zan came back and the dragon was slayed.

Cry

More.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, Quinn carried on his work. Zan led him in life.

Zan came back and the dragon was slayed.

Cry

More.

More dodging, cos you can't face that the object of your fantasies is a poorly written character.

Killed by Quinn. Van Zan's sole contribution was providing explosive arrow. Factor in that Van Zan got shit loads of people killed and lead the dragon back to home base andgot the castle sacked, it's maybe a wash at best.

Now cry some more, cry like Van Zan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Butthurt.

"i accomplished nothing more than the act of delivering the explosive arrow to quinn.
i'm just a glorified errand boy. FML :'( "

🙂

at least he served that one purpose.

i bet van zan didnt need oxygen to survive.

after all, there was nothing in the script to disprove this 🙂

Which is good, because there isn't much in a dragons' digestive tract.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Which is good, because there isn't much in a dragons' digestive tract.

quan😛rove it

😛

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Originally posted by Robtard
More dodging, cos you can't face that the object of your fantasies is a poorly written character.

Killed by Quinn. Van Zan's sole contribution was providing explosive arrow. Factor in that Van Zan got shit loads of people killed and lead the dragon back to home base andgot the castle sacked, it's maybe a wash at best.

Now cry some more, cry like Van Zan.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
"i accomplished nothing more than the act of delivering the explosive arrow to quinn.
i'm just a glorified errand boy. FML :'( "

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i bet van zan didnt need oxygen to survive.

after all, there was nothing in the script to disprove this 🙂

Originally posted by Silent Master
quan😛rove it

Originally posted by quanchi112
Insulting only further validates my opinion. Butthurt.

prove to me that van zan required oxygen to survive. oh you can't? by your own reasoning, im right.

get madder

Originally posted by focus4chumps
prove to me that van zan required oxygen to survive. oh you can't? by your own reasoning, im right.

get madder

Originally posted by quanchi112
There is no quote for me to derive this theory from unlike the Khan quote. He was also superior to mankind unlike Zan.

superior ability = no need for oxygen. is that the rule in you bizarro-clown world?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
superior ability = no need for oxygen. is that the rule in you bizarro-clown world?

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, based on the literal meaning of his words. I didn't just make anything up.

you pulled your ridiculous and baseless theory straight out of your ass along with a tied chain of colored handkerchiefs and a rubber chicken.