Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by quanchi112137 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Have you tried a softer cushion?
Hi Susie.

Originally posted by focus4chumps

The Butthurt saga of yours continues.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Your downplaying is legendary. Zan showed up and gave them up. They all worked together to defeat the dragon. Zan is a hero despite your sobbing.

Who didn't listen to Quinn and got people killed? Van Zan 🙂

Who didn't listen to Quinn and ended up leading the dragon back to the castle which got it sacked and more people killed? Van Zan 🙂

Who didn't listen to his own good advice concerning when it's best to attack the dragons, not once but two times in a row? Van Zan 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Who didn't listen to Quinn and got people killed? Van Zan 🙂

Who didn't listen to Quinn and ended up leading the dragon back to the castle which got it sacked and more people killed? Van Zan 🙂

Who didn't listen to his own good advice concerning when it's best to attack the dragons, not once but two times in a row? Van Zan 🙂

Not perfect. Dragon was slayed at the end.

Who released the dragon ? Wasnt Zan, kiddo.

Zan is a hero and died like a a true patriot.

Originally posted by quanchi112

Zan is a hero and died like a a true patriot.

😂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
😂
Concession accepted.

lipstick smeared butthurt accepted

Originally posted by quanchi112
Not perfect. Dragon was slayed at the end.

Who released the dragon ? Wasnt Zan, kiddo.

Zan is a hero and died like a a true patriot.

Killed by Quinn.

Some work crew. Who didn't kill the dragon, Van Zan.

You realize Van Zan wasn't English, right? He rage quit; that's not heroic.

"he was a human patriot"/random derp bailout idiot excuse and another 15 pages of backflips

Originally posted by Robtard
Killed by Quinn.

Some work crew. Who didn't kill the dragon, Van Zan.

You realize Van Zan wasn't English, right? He rage quit; that's not heroic.

Yes, but Quinn Wasnt the only one involved and benefitted from the aid, knowledge, etc.

Zan was American.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, but Quinn Wasnt the only one involved and benefitted from the aid, knowledge, etc.

Zan was American. Kansas iirc.

wtf does hunting a dragon in the UK have to do with being a patriot? silly clown.

honk your horn

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, but Quinn Wasnt the only one involved and benefitted from the aid, knowledge, etc.

Zan was American.

Quinn benefited from Van Zan giving him an explosive arrow; that's Van Zan's legacy. ****ing up and rage quitting and then somewhat redeeming himself cos the true hero killed the monster with a weapon Van Zan gave. Deal with it already or:

Ah, good. You paid attention to at least that much.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wtf does hunting a dragon in the UK have to do with being a patriot? silly clown.

honk your horn

Typical and predictable response.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quinn benefited from Van Zan giving him an explosive arrow; that's Van Zan's legacy. ****ing up and rage quitting and then somewhat redeeming himself cos the true hero killed the monster with a weapon Van Zan gave. Deal with it already or:

Ah, good. You paid attention to at least that much.

Completely untrue. Zan gave them hope. Zan wasn't the star but stole the show. His head is even bigger on the blu ray case. Zan was the hero of the film and was needed to stop Quinn and his stupid mother whose actions set this plague loose upon the land in the first place.

True patriot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Completely untrue. Zan gave them hope. Zan wasn't the star but stole the show. His head is even bigger on the blu ray case. Zan was the hero of the film and was needed to stop Quinn and his stupid mother whose actions set this plague loose upon the land in the first place.

True patriot.

pure 100% horseshit and puffery.

make me a balloon giraffe

Quanchi's biggest fantasy is being DP'd by Van Zan and Cumberbatch Khan in a man-twink-man sandwich.

meanwhile poor roadblock was kicked to the curb 🙁

now he and van zan can drink together and cry about being used and dumped. there's a seat reserved for khan when the next girly crush happens.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
meanwhile poor roadblock was kicked to the curb 🙁

now he and van zan can drink together and cry about being used and dumped. there's a seat reserved for khan when the next girly crush happens.

Probably be Zod when MoS comes out, that's his next bandwagon-boy stop.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quanchi's biggest fantasy is being DP'd by Van Zan and Cumberbatch Khan in a man-twink-man sandwich.

Butthurt is strong in you.