Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by focus4chumps137 pages

aww but you already posted that. 🙁

google more, chimchim. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
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chimp no want google? chimp go nightnight?

Originally posted by Lestov16

Poor Focus.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You've mentioned Quanchi 3 times despite the fact that he hasn't been on virtually all day. I see now. You're butthurt about Quanchi's manmeat not giving you butthurt 😆 Keep prattling on, Creepy Kid.

You've mentioned him twice, does that mean you're butthurt?

I didn't mention him in the manner Focus was.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
cry more. and quanchi, come back soon. its almost empty. 🙂

Why do you mention me all day long while I am not here. Its kind of embarrassing. Get a life, nerd.

Originally posted by Robtard
Glad you finally agree that Van Zan didn't swing his axe.

Now his "intentions" are speculation, but I'm inclined to agree that he "intended" to attack, but clearly failed to, which goes with the theme of his character for the entire movie. Van Zan = Failure. Humanity was lucky Quinn was there.

"Intending to attack" also doesn't take away that it was a suicide jump, as he would have known it was a one way trip no matter what. Ergo, he committed suicide cos he failed consistently and even his last move ended in a failure. Really makes sense in a contextual manner, poor-man's Captain Ahab. Terribly written character, imo.

He was swinging the axe the entire time. Mai's intent was also to swing it anyways. He swung it anyways but his intent was always there you colossal failure.

It Wasnt a suicide jump. You're an idiot. Wiki supports me not you.

He wants you in him, Quan. You have to tell Focus that you don't swing that way, because I doubt you're into bestiality.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Now you're showing me your childhood pictures? Creepy, dude. I don't know you like that.
Hes really an excited young man though. I wonder what went wrong and what made him slip into the depression he currently lives trapped inside.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He wants you [b]in him, Quan. You have to tell him don't swing that way, because I doubt you're into bestiality. [/B]
He wants me to swing my axe his way.

And bury it deep.

Originally posted by Lestov16
And bury it [b]deep. [/B]
I bet focus is grabbing his nipples in anticipation.

He is probably planning on surprising you with a lapdance, which is about as beneficial as having a staring contest with Cthulhu.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He is probably planning on surprising you with a lapdance, which is about as beneficial as having a staring contest with Cthulhu.
He best shave dem legs.

You know he's going to break out the push-up bra, just for you Quan 😂

fangirl butthurt bonanza continues. 🙂

stay tuned for the page 100 celebration. 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
fangirl butthurt bonanza continues. 🙂

stay tuned for the page 100 celebration. 🙂

Degrade yourself for me.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
fangirl butthurt bonanza continues. 🙂

stay tuned for the page 100 celebration. 🙂

Lestov seems rather obsessed with gay sex and defending quan.

I fully expect a "no, you are" response from one of them, seeing as they've never had an original thought.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Lestov seems rather obsessed with gay sex and defending quan.

I fully expect a "no, you are" response from one of them, seeing as they've never had an original thought.

You seem like you want to watch me violate focus again and again.