John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Pure H2H fistfight to the death in Madison Square Garden. No melee weapons.
Who takes this?

Dupe thread. McClane definitely wins this.
Especially now.
Old man Indy loses horrifically to DH's Super McClane.

And John Jnr annihilates Mutt too. 🙂

battle of the luck gods?

depends on who dies first of old age.

That'll be indy.

i suppose so. mcclane wins and needs a diaper change and a sponge bath

But kills squads of guys on his way to the diaper store.

How does Indy lose? Indy survived a nuke to the face, only protected by a fridge. McClane's never withstood such a threat.

Indy wins this. It took till DH5 for McCLane to punch like Indy.

Originally posted by Lestov16
How does Indy lose? Indy survived a nuke to the face, only protected by a fridge. McClane's never withstood such a threat.

do you have evidence of indy having eternal life? if not you're babbling again

LOL Give me a call when he can do it without a fridge. THEN he will be at McClane level, Lestov.

McClane tanked the same amount to damage that Indy would have taken in the 1st 15 mins of DH5 and STILL went on to annihilate for the duration of the movie at superhuman level.
He also took a deplete uranium explosion WITHOUT a fridge in an enclosed space and lived.

McClane stomps Indy here. Sad, as Im a big fan of both characters here, but its true.

Indy went on to complain about being old a lot and how much slower and achey-er he was.

Seriously, you saying all these stupid things without even bothering to sit through DH5 is just showing your butthurt and literal ignorance up constantly.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Give me a call when he can do it without a fridge. THEN he will be at McClane level.

McClane tanked the same amount to damage that Indy would have taken in the 1st 15 mins of DH5 and STILL went on to annihilate for the duration of the movie at superhuman level.
He also took a deplete uranium explosion WITHOUT a fridge in an enclosed space and lived.

Indy went on to complain about being old a lot and how much slower and achey-er he was.

Are you saying McClane took on the damage of a nuke? Fridge or not?

right but both characters have cinematic divine intervention on their side. the same thing that couldnt kill han solo despite odds of even 3,720 to 1.

its pointless comparing and contrasting miracles. if they fought it would prove god's self contradiction and the universe would collapse.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Indy wins this. It took till DH5 for McCLane to punch like Indy.

But it took til Indy 4 to display a feat of damage soak even remotely comparable to a Die Hard level feat. And he did it from within a fridge.

Also every fight that meant something in Indy's experience ended with a guy getting mashed, crushed, shredded etc.

McClane takes this on epic feats, still having more fight left in him, still banging at 60, and epic paranormal damage soak, and killing people right and center still.

This is a duplicate thread, but RJ asked me to close the original, so I'll allow this pile of horseshit to ensue.

🙂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Impediment
This is a duplicate thread, but RJ asked me to close the original, so I'll allow this pile of horseshit to ensue.

🙂

😆

Originally posted by the ninjak
Are you saying McClane took on the damage of a nuke? Fridge or not?

I didnt.. the movie did.

Also Indy never really took the nuke at point blank either. (Neither did the fridge)

All I know is McClane was never mocked rightfully by Gophers.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I didnt.. the movie did.

Also Indy never really took the nuke at point blank either. (Neither did the fridge)

All I know is McClane was never mocked rightfully by Gophers.

I had crazy times in Japan. Please refresh my memory of McClane withstanding a nuclear blast.
As far as I remember McClane entered a decontaminated silo to rescue a political billionaire. But realised he was one of the enemy and attempted to take him down. But the fire-fight eventuated in the McClane duo fighting a helicopter and the leader.

When did this explosion eventuate?

I'm hoping it wasn't the explosion made by the gas trolley that incinerated the enemy around the heroes.

And those gophers were bullshit.

It was the deleted uranium grenade moment at Chernobyl.
(The same chernobyl the McClanes went through and fought in through including areas that hadn't been decontaminated without starting to glow)

In any case: Indy never displayed a fate of that magnitude and none of the ones displayed by McClane in any of the 5 DH movies..
The fact that the bad guys are all killed there and McClane wasnt was bordering on comedy, in the same waythat the fridge encounter was in Indy IV.

The equivalent of damage that Indy soaked in his fridge, were experienced by McClane in the car wrecks in the chase at the beginning, never mind the rest of his movies..

Yes. Those Gophers were bullshit. But they are canon now. Horrible, but true... 🙁