John McClane vs Indiana Jones · Movie Versus Forum

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard

Please don't continue to mock yourself in this manner it makes me feel bad for you.

whatdoucare Member

Mcclane takes this

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Definitely.

Still Im a fan of Indy's I take no pleasure in being forced to agree by screenfeats.

But on pension day, McClane definitely ruins everyone on the way to the post office.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Indy KO'd 3 guys with one punch, Indo story.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

He KO'd one. The others got headbutted unconscious.
Pretty impressive nonetheless even against substandard goons.

But that kind of action is way behind Indy now, sadly..
Whereas McClane gets stronger, faster and tougher with age.

And even back when it was Raiders/DH1, I doubt Indy could have KO'd McClane.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

LOL Indy tanks nukes. McClane has no comparable feats whatsoever.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He KO'd one. The others got headbutted unconscious.
Pretty impressive nonetheless even against substandard goons.
But that kind of action is way behind Indy now, sadly..
Whereas McClane gets stronger, faster and tougher with age.
And even back when it was Raiders/DH1, I doubt Indy could have KO'd McClane.

He KO'd 3 Russians with one punch in his last flick. Did McClane KO 3 men with one punch in his last flick? Hell, he had trouble with a girl in DH4.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

He KO'd two seperate guys with lightning fast, thunderous shots that blew away Indy's comparatively slower shot by a mile.

Mcclane killed a plane full of marine with his thumb.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Lestov16
LOL Indy tanks nukes. McClane has no comparable feats whatsoever.

It doesn't matter to fanboys like Saddie. He somehow thinks if McClane wins then he wins too. Indy wins.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Poor deluded McHater.

He didnt tank a nuke. He hid in a fridge, the fridge tanked the nuke and absorbed the damage.

Call me back when he takes one to the chin.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Poor deluded McHater.
He didnt tank a nuke. He hid in a fridge, the fridge tanked the nuke and absorbed the damage.
Call me back when he takes one to the chin.

No one meant his body can tank nukes but his resourcefulness would make that woman stalker McClane blush.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He KO'd two seperate guys with lightning fast, thunderous shots that blew away Indy's comparatively slower shot by a mile.
Mcclane killed a plane full of marine with his thumb.

No. He KO'd 3 Russians with one punch. Denying this will not change things.

Comparing a zippo flick to a KO punch is just sad.

Mac loses. Accept it. He never lost to a girl.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yeah he did. Marion Pwned him with a right hook in Raiders.

Yeah. She won. Willie slapped the shit out of him too.

Both won H2H, by Quanchi's definitions of slapping someone 'equalling victory'..

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah he did. Marion Pwned him with a right hook in Raiders.
Yeah. She won. Willie slapped the shit out of him too.
Both won H2H, by Quanchi's definitions of slapping someone 'equalling victory'..

Indy wins. Greater feats which you act like matter until McClane doesn't have them. Hypocrite.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah he did. Marion Pwned him with a right hook in Raiders.
Yeah. She won. Willie slapped the shit out of him too.
Both won H2H, by Quanchi's definitions of slapping someone 'equalling victory'..

Lol, he was still standing. Mac was KO'd by ninja chick.

You're reaching. Also, Indy fought and won while being voodoo tortured.

What does McSemen taste like?

quanchi112 Disney

Saddie has in all likelihood conceded this debate.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Indy is a better H2H combatant, pretty simple.

AND he never lost to a girl.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Indy is a better H2H combatant, pretty simple.
AND he never lost to a girl.

Saddie doesn't realize how badly getting your ass kicked by a girl really impacts his sweetheart, McClane.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saddie doesn't realize how badly getting your ass kicked by a girl really impacts his sweetheart, McClane.

AND Indy never lost to a girl.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
AND Indy never lost to a girl.

Losing to a girl has got to suck. How does it feel, saddie ?