John McClane vs Indiana Jones

Started by Sadako of Girth16 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
Jones wins. More importantly does McClane ever win outside his own movies ?

Desperate tactic, Quanchi, desperate and very butthurt tactic.

But since you asked:
*Surviving Pearl Harbour (Pearl Harbour)

*Surviving onslaught of bullets and massive explosion at point blank that destroyed his trailer (Loaded Weapon 1)

*Killing thousands of armed Terrorists in numerous Video games

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Desperate tactic, Quanchi, desperate and very butthurt tactic.

But since you asked:
*Surviving Pearl Harbour (Pearl Harbour)

*Surviving onslaught of bullets and massive explosion at point blank that destroyed his trailer (Loaded Weapon 1)

*Killing thousands of armed Terrorists in numerous Video games

By that I meant in threse versus threads not some video game where he can die. The outcome depends on the skill of the player.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Jones wins. More importantly does McClane ever win outside his own movies ?

Does McClane exist outside of his own movies??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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You just blew my goddamn mind!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Does McClane exist outside of his own movies??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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You just blew my goddamn mind!

In rob and saddie's world ? I bet they talk to him before they could go to bed.

McClane doesn't win outside his own films. He doesn't even win in his own films. He only won DH3 because Simon was a retard and DH4 because Gabriel decided to molest him. McClane only wins because of Villain PIS, not because of McClane's own inherent skills.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane doesn't win outside his own films. He doesn't even win [b]in his own films. He only won DH3 because Simon was a retard and DH4 because Gabriel decided to molest him. McClane only wins because of Villain PIS, not because of McClane's own inherent skills. [/B]
The best is when robbie and saddie act like skill doesn't matter because their conclusion is always the same; McClane wins. They don't care how they get there. A real bias. They aren't consistent.

It's even more hilarious since Indy clearly outclasses McClane in durability (McClane's never been nuked in a fridge, even on his best day) and H2H skills (one-shot KOed far tougher opponents than McClane), yet McClane still somehow wins here 😆 The bias is never ending with Robbie and Saddie. They're two peas in a butt-buddy pod 😂

Nah no bias thats decided on evidence and screenfeats.

Beisides, if the obvious falsehood of what you said was true, we WOULD be consistant, Susie... Not the brightest faece in the sewer are you..?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Jones wins. More importantly does McClane ever win outside his own movies ?

Even for you, this is a sad, sad, sad clowny tactic born out of pure butthurt.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's even more *slurp* since Indy clearly *slurps Susan again* in durability (McClane's never been nuked in a fridge, even on his best day) and *slurrp slurrrps* (one-shot KOed far tougher *sluuurrrrrp Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrp*), yet *slurrrrrp slurrrrp fapfapfapfap slurrrrrp* somehow wins here *finishes Quanichi off* The bias is never ending with Robbie and Saddie. They're two peas in a butt-buddy pod 😂

Poor Saddie. Are you going to change your signature again? 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
The bias is never ending with Robbie and Saddie. They're two peas in a butt-buddy pod 😂
Originally posted by Lestov16
Your Spidey-sense is premature. Quan is not here yet, and thus the festivities can not begin
Originally posted by Silent Master
Quan is your(Lestov16) lord and master?
Originally posted by Silent Master
I think Lestov16 has a crush on quan.
Originally posted by Impediment

😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Poor Saddie. Are you going to change your signature again? 😆

Nope. Not right now... No matter HOW much you cry.

😮‍💨

Poor Saddie. You're so obsessed you're quoting everything I say. How cute 😍. Don't forget to work my shaft, though, and I don't want to feel your teeth or I'll smack you.

Not everything. Its very clearly you, who are obssessed, Mrs.Author of 51,032 butthurt McClane threads....

Originally posted by Lestov16
Poor Saddie. Are you going to change your signature again? 😆

Get real guys.

Its a tie.

McClane fell through construction tubes around (I guess) 30 stories down the side of a building. Landed and shook it off like the common cold, and afterwards mocked his spy son whilst he tore a bolt from his body.
Who in turn shook it off.

The McClanes are freakin mutants along with Indy.

You two really need to watch DH5. Do it for your good pal Ninjak.
Have a few beers beforehand and if you're incredibly biased against McClane (as I know you are) get your girl to blow you during it to relieve yourselves of any preconceived notion that McClane doesn't rock.
Because personally in my experience these two are equals and you guys need to see that.

Originally posted by the ninjak
get your girl to blow you

which one is the girl again?

Susie/Quan.

Liztov is just some sort of ugly trannie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah no bias thats decided on evidence and screenfeats.

Beisides, if the obvious falsehood of what you said was true, we WOULD be consistant, Susie... Not the brightest faece in the sewer are you..?

Jones wins.
Originally posted by Robtard
Even for you, this is a sad, sad, sad clowny tactic born out of pure butthurt.
People aren't going to turn around in the middle of a fight like they do in his films.

Originally posted by quanchi112
People aren't going to turn around in the middle of a fight like they do in his films.