Superman and Silver Surfer vs Thor and Loki

Started by abhilegend19 pages

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
He should definitely try but Thor's manly muscles are to tough for Superman's girly voice.

Thor then proceeds to hit Superman with Multiversal level lightning. He's never been about that auto-tune shit.


Yeah, no.

Superman erases both Thor and Loki from existence.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Yeah, no.

Superman erases both Thor and Loki from existence.

Nah, sorry bro.

Thor's not a pussy like Darkseid, he listens to heavy metal all the time. Besides, Darkseid was dying, then shot with Radion, in energy form etc. and a lot of other asterisks.

Hmm, maybe I should post this in the myth buster thread.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Typical Superman cowardice. But it's fine, he can go for a power-up and acquire a huge durability boost.

I'll even say that Sun Dip Superman can be hit with a Big Bang and it'd just make his nipples Super-hard. God Blast still erases him from existence.

He'd get erased so hard Surfer would grow a penis out of a shock.

hysterical

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Nah, sorry bro.

Thor's not a pussy like Darkseid, he listens to heavy metal all the time. Besides, Darkseid was dying, then shot with Radion, in energy form etc. and a lot of other asterisks.

Hmm, maybe I should post this in the myth buster thread.


He was still big enough to drag the entire multiverse with him even with his energy form. I don't know what's him dying has to do with a complete eraser from the reality which superman did.

Go on. I want a laugh.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
It's true, Team 1 does like it hard, but that's not really relevant to this fight.

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Anyways, I just realized I never really gave my opinion on who wins. I think this can go either way, it really depends on how they match-up. Superman/Loki and Thor/Surfer favors Team 2 more than Team 1 for example imo.

If I were to give Loki/Thor any edge, it'd mainly be because of better teamwork. They hate each other but they have fought side by side on many occasions, know what the other is capable of and how to work together. In a fight so close, that can be a difference maker.

And Loki has the ability to amp both himself and Thor, I mean leaning towards Team 2 for the simple Loki, if not messing around would be highly deadly towards team 1, prime example look what he did to a ancient Asgardian Bor, I would be far more afraid of Thor/Loki than Superman/Silver Surfer.

Originally posted by abhilegend
He was still big enough to drag the entire multiverse with him even with his energy form. I don't know what's him dying has to do with a complete eraser from the reality which superman did.

Go on. I want a laugh.

Yes, Superman managed to erase a dying Darksied from his battle with Orion, who was then shot with the New God Kryptonite, taken by the Black Racer and also contained/chained by Wonder Woman.

Sure, Superman killed him, but then again, so could a thunderclap, who knows. 🙂

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Yes, Superman managed to erase a dying Darksied from his battle with Orion, who was then shot with the New God Kryptonite, taken by the Black Racer and also contained/chained by Wonder Woman.

Sure, Superman killed him, but then again, so could a thunderclap, who knows. 🙂


He didn't fight Orion. The rest is irrelevant tbh. Superman didn't kill him, he erased a multiversal being from existence. Thor was what startling a multiversal entity and thorbags were having an orgasm. Puny fans of a puny god.

I like how you said thunderclap and not some faggoty thor term. Your conversion in gamma nation is complete.

👆

Originally posted by abhilegend
He didn't fight Orion. The rest is irrelevant tbh. Superman didn't kill him, he erased a multiversal being from existence. Thor was what startling a multiversal entity and thorbags were having an orgasm. Puny fans of a puny god.

I like how you said thunderclap and not some faggoty thor term. Your conversion in gamma nation is complete.

👆

Wait what? I thought Darkseid was dying from his battle in heaven with Orion, a reflection of which we saw when Orion ripped out his heart. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Superman killed a shade of a shadow that was the great Darkseid. Thor would accomplish that by with a love-tap.

It would have been overkill is all.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Wait what? I thought Darkseid was dying from his battle in heaven with Orion, a reflection of which we saw when Orion ripped out his heart. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Superman killed a shade of a shadow that was the great Darkseid. Thor would accomplish that by with a love-tap.

It would have been overkill is all.


He won that war but was wounded. There was no indication that he was dying by that war. He was cast back in time by that blow and ended up in Boss Dark Side's body.

Keep on dreaming gamma-turnover.

Christ.

I left the house to go have some beers with a friend, hoping to return to some semblance of sanity, but nope.

And Godblast doesn't take "too long" to charge, either. He's done it in the span of panels, and by all rights, seconds. Now, that could seem like an eternity for someone like Superman depending on how much faith you want to put into his superspeed/time dilution side effects there of and whether or not he'll brutally exploit his speed at forum Flash-like levels or what not, but really, that myth needs to be killed that Thor needs a long time to charge the Godblast.

And I don't even really want to begin to comprehend how someone could legitimately think that Superman would absorb the Godblast or Surfer's Power Cosmic nets him an overwhelming majority versus Thor.

I could really give a shit who people think will win, but c'mon.

Rage and Abhi, get a room.

Everyone else, back on topic please.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Rage and Abhi, get a room.

Everyone else, back on topic please.


We're not you and bada.
uhuh

thor wouldn't use the godblast on superman anyway.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thor wouldn't use the godblast on superman anyway.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman or Surfer. They're not weak, just weaker.

OH PLEASE! surfer could solo this.

No, he can't.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
No, he can't.
yus he can. Hes like 5 times faster than loki. and has the best cosmic powers next to thanos and the beyonder

Originally posted by iscaremonkeys
yus he can. Hes like 5 times faster than loki. and has the best cosmic powers next to thanos and the beyonder

Guy has his hands full with Thor alone, let alone an elite sorcerer like Loki. Being able to fly fast doesn't mean much as Loki can phase, teleport, weave illusions, make dozens of clones of himself, and certainly is powerful enough to hurt Surfer.

And no, he doesn't have the best cosmic powers next to Thanos and Beyonder, both of which are extremely far apart from another in terms of power to begin with.

surfer turns them both into JELL-O

So no real counter to what's happened in comics? Cool. 👆