Superboy Prime vs Asgard

Originally posted by Golgo13
I'm with Zop

The titties could be the factor, but I think she will have a reduction via Prime punch.

Originally posted by Golgo13
The titties could be the factor, but I think she will have a reduction via Prime punch.

Psh. He sees those bewbies, he's more likely to motorboat it than punch it. That is, unlezs he's gayer than I think he already is.

Once he motorboats, she wins via boobie face crush.

Prime is beyond immature, though. He's all emo and no man, which makes him unpredicatable. I'm thinking KO, via punch.

Originally posted by Golgo13
Prime is beyond immature, though. He's all emo and no man, which makes him unpredicatable. I'm thinking KO, via punch.

FACT: Most emos crave their mother's milk. If anything, it makes him more susceptible. Gaea wins via booby face crush.

FATALITY!

Hmmmm. You could be right about that. but since Gaea has limited milk supply, Prime will sure to break free from her breast powa!

Originally posted by Golgo13
Hmmmm. You could be right about that. but since Gaea has limited milk supply, Prime will sure to break free from her breast powa!

She only needs a microsecond to win via booby face crush.

It is a quick, brutal yet beautiful death. More than Emoprime deserves, tbh.

That milk could be his true source of power. Talk about backfire. 😛

There is a big difference from gaea healing Thor whose life essence was still There as compared to the overmind or the asgardians who in asgard's cause their bodies were fine but there life essences was destoryed HEck didn't it take muiltple skyfathers to bring back Odin and company????

Originally posted by Golgo13
That milk could be his true source of power. Talk about backfire. 😛

Nahhh. Emo-nezz is his true sense of power. Why do you think he was so powerful? He had Anakin level emo-nezz, an infinite source to draw from.

Milk cures the emo-nezz and reduces him to a blubbering baby. Ripe for the face-crushing.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Nahhh. Emo-nezz is his true sense of power. Why do you think he was so powerful? He had Anakin level emo-nezz, an infinite source to draw from.

Milk cures the emo-nezz and reduces him to a blubbering baby. Ripe for the face-crushing.

Gaea's milk is the first step to manly hood, since it's from an Elder God. It would just fuel his already over the top power. 😛

Originally posted by Golgo13
Gaea's milk is the first step to manly hood, since it's from an Elder God. It would just fuel his already over the top power. 😛

It'd actually revert him as drinking mommy's is what baby's do.

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Unless you're a really kinky adult, in which case DC retcons him to death for being non-age appropriate to their target audience......

Originally posted by Nibedicus
It'd actually revert him as drinking mommy's is what baby's do.

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Unless you're a really kinky adult, in which case DC retcons him to death for being non-age appropriate to their target audience......

Milk has different effects. Like spinach . This isn't just any old milk. It's from Gaea.

Originally posted by Nibedicus

Gaea has very few combat "showings" even when she's been
around awhile. Doesn't mean we get to suddenly ignore the combat
"feats" she DOES have.

The context was that she was far above them. So much that they
were no more than gnats.

Til an idiot Marvel writer DOES write her below what was shown on
panel (thus averaging out her "showing"😉, we use the ones she DOES have.

I have another incident where she again smacks around multiple heroes. (including heralds)

Originally posted by Nibedicus
You mean the same Surfer she one-shotted effortlessly along with 2 other high heralds?

Good example.

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Originally posted by Golgo13
Milk has different effects. Like spinach . This isn't just any old milk. It's from Gaea.

Yeah, but milk is the best tool for shutting up crying emo babies. And this is Emoboy Prime we're talking about. Take away his emo and he's just Boy Prime.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Yeah, but milk is the best tool for shutting up crying emo babies. And this is Emoboy Prime we're talking about. Take away his emo and he's just Boy Prime.

Prime is much more than emo, i'm afraid. He's a totally new breed of Emo power. Such emo power is hard to subdue.

Originally posted by zopzop
Low showing for the Surfer to be sure. 😉

How does a Silver dildo having miraculous healing powers against long haired blondes convert to being one shot by Gaea being a low "feat"?

Really shouldn't post while drinking.

Originally posted by Mr Master
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I have another incident where she again smacks around multiple heroes. (including heralds)