Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Right, several Enterprise crew swarming all over and firing phaser shots is not even remotely the same thing amirite? Once again, your full of it.

You are dense as stone. Watch his fight scenes with Dooku or Palps again them. Your talking about the LAST GUY HE KILLED. You are atrociously dishonest about context.

He stayed by that same window for most of that clip Quan.

I did. Same vessels, no difference, I'm pretty sure I accounted it for being more than a one shot weapon.

That said, I guess Yoda decapitating the 1st 2 clones on Kasshyyk in the speed of instant doesn't count, because that would f**k your thesis right in the down under. 😉

Right, because coming to from being knocked unconscious makes one immediately aware of what was going on. That was a TRAGIC rebuttal on your part.

Right, from an opponent far superior to khan in every way that matters. Not looking good for Mr. Singh I'm afraid.

Yoda can jump around in close combat in a sword fight but Khan uses guns. Apples and oranges. Yoda failed to beat Dooku. 😂 great Yoda showing.
Anakin wrecked him the second time around. Yoda did not.

No, you said he did not move the ENTIRE TIME. You lie. Very easy to prove you wrong. 🙂

You were wrong. We see his über gun wreck bodies far greater than any Star Wars gun. Point proven. 🙂

Yoda had the advantage since they were trying to sneak up on in close proximity unlike here with Khan.

You said he played possum. That is another lie. Poor little guy was ko'd. Horrible showing considering Yoda has precog and the attack took 2 seconds along with being obvious right after a verbal declaration.

Prove it. When you make claims you need to prove it. Debating, sport.

Mmmmm. F**ked, your argument is.

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Why isn't this intentionally bait(and unintentionally spite) thread closed yet?

Also, Yoda decapitates Khan in the first 30 seconds of this fight.

Because Susan likes to be the forum chewtoy.

She likes being masticated.

Originally posted by quanchi112
They don't create the force to send a body backwards but a push can unlike a punch. What do you think ko's more people ? I mean try to think about it before you raise a silly point. You are asking me to disprove your silly claim which is not how it works.

He is easy to track not to hit. Watch the scene. They don't have a problem firing at him they have a problem hitting him. He blocks their blasts that is why. More watch the scene.

He hits people from a much further distance than fifty feet with his focus and attention over a cluttered battlefield with multiple opponents and Klingons trying to kill him. Much greater degree of difficulty than one small muppet waving a laser sword around.

There is no evidence Yoda can block something this powerful since it destroys bodies far easier than any of the guns in Star Wars. It also destroys ships so no proof that he can block something this powerful.

Khan is going to shoot at his foe until he kills him. No reason to assume Khan suddenly becomes merciful or stupid here. The guy always stacks the deck in his favor and destroys his foes.

"They don't create the force to send a body backwards" would suffice. Thank you for the admission.

Do you still not see the problem with your claim? If Yoda were so easy to track, there would be more blaster fire concentrated on him. More than he could handle with deflect/reflection. This is never the case.

None of the Klingons were as agile as Yoda is. None of Khan's targets were as small as Yoda was. You have admitted to this already. All it would take is one leap for Yoda to close the distance, which is something Khan has never dealt with.

Even if we assume the blasts are too powerful to deflect, Khan would not be able to heft the weapon in time to fire at Yoda before he would be in striking range.

Khan does try to keep the advantage whenever possible, as all good tacticians strive to do. In this scenario, however, he has several factors working against him. I am not assuming anything of him that has not been displayed by his character.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Why isn't this intentionally bait(and unintentionally spite) thread closed yet?

Also, Yoda decapitates Khan in the first 30 seconds of this fight.

Considering it's actively breaking forum rules, I'll be reporting it at some point. I'm kind of actually enjoying the back and forth right now, though.

Going by showings, I'd say it takes less than five.

Yeah 30 seconds is way too long a fight.

Also has anyone else actually argued for Khan except for Quanchi? If not then I think the mods should investigate for sock accounts.

*Cough*Blaxicanaccounts*cough*

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Because Susan likes to be the forum chewtoy.

She likes being masticated.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Mmmmm. F**ked, your argument is.

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Originally posted by XanatosForever
"They don't create the force to send a body backwards" would suffice. Thank you for the admission.

Do you still not see the problem with your claim? If Yoda were so easy to track, there would be more blaster fire concentrated on him. More than he could handle with deflect/reflection. This is never the case.

None of the Klingons were as agile as Yoda is. None of Khan's targets were as small as Yoda was. You have admitted to this already. All it would take is one leap for Yoda to close the distance, which is something Khan has never dealt with.

Even if we assume the blasts are too powerful to deflect, Khan would not be able to heft the weapon in time to fire at Yoda before he would be in striking range.

Khan does try to keep the advantage whenever possible, as all good tacticians strive to do. In this scenario, however, he has several factors working against him. I am not assuming anything of him that has not been displayed by his character.

Yoda knew both he and Obi could take out the small force assembled at the Jedi temple here. He has easy to track just not easy to hit. You have no evidence as to him avoiding laser fire due to stealth or evasiveness.

The Klingons also have ranged weapons unlike Yoda. The Klingons also had ships and were more numerous than Yoda. Yoda is limited to his laser sword against Khan. Huge disadvantage.

Khan can jump further than Yoda so there is that. Yoda is physically weak and has to account for laser guns. We don't ever see him jump anywhere near as often against an armed opponent.

Yes, he would considering he is fifty feet away and how Yoda tries to block while standing still as evidenced by the clip. 😂

In character for both Khan mows him down.

Originally posted by quanchi112
There is no working link here.

since you dont have flash on your ipad,
youtube video evidence does't count now.
is that the score here quanchi?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
since you dont have flash on your ipad,
youtube video evidence does't count now.
is that the score here quanchi?

"It is I admissable"? lol So you admit it.

Its admissible for everyone other than you, as they aren't as ignorant/butthurt/obviously wrong-and-totally-smoking-wreckage like you.

48 to 2, like I said, Id love to see who voted the other 1 for Khan here. 🙂

Originally posted by DTM
48 to 2, like I said, Id love to see who voted the other 1 for Khan here. 🙂

Believe it or not it's 48 to 3, because some moron has voted for Yoda to flee in shame from Khan 😂

Would the 2 people who are not quanchi, who voted for Yoda please admit your vote, just so we know they aren't sock votes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We are not entirely sure since we do not see everything. Obi or Yoda might have killed them off screen.

They are weak since they never ko'd a geriatric.

So that is something we absolutely know.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"It is I admissable"? lol So you admit it.

Its admissible for everyone other than you, as they aren't as ignorant/butthurt/obviously wrong-and-totally-smoking-wreckage like you.

Try to stay on topic, Marie.

Originally posted by Newjak
We did see on screen. Yoda walks in two Red Guards point their rifles at Yoda. Yoda flicks his hand and both of them get thrown into the wall and knocked out.

So that is something we absolutely know.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Inadmissible. iPad.

Try to stay on topic, Marie.

he slew your point with video evidence and you ignored it because your ipad doesnt have flash.

you obnoxious posturing attention whoring twink.