Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Originally posted by quanchi112
When has Yoda ever done so in combat to someone like Khan ?

Why didn't Obi do so to Jango in combat minus the saber ?

You I misrepresent the context of a scene and then tell me to disprove your theory. I knew you did not understand. Fever must have set in.

When has Khan ever faced somone of Yoda's abilities?

Different Jedi have different abilities, Noob.

The added "You" at the beginning of that last sentence of yours was both extraneous and yet also very telling.
The fact that you cannot tell between 'you' and 'I' anymore explains most of the projections you make, at least.

Also: I'd stop saying things to yourself like "I knew you did not understand. Fever must have set in." if I we're you (although I'm not) its harsh on yourself and weird.

Win, Yoda does.

The fact that you cannot tell between 'you' and 'I' anymore
😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
When has Khan ever faced somone of Yoda's abilities?

Different Jedi have different abilities, Noob.

The added "You" at the beginning of that last sentence of yours was both extraneous and yet also very telling.
The fact that you cannot tell between 'you' and 'I' anymore explains most of the projections you make, at least.

Also: I'd stop saying things to yourself like "I knew you did not understand. Fever must have set in." if I we're you (although I'm not) its harsh on yourself and weird.

Win, Yoda does.

iPad.

You're the guy who backs down from challenges because you lack courage. Khan wins based off the evidence and how these characters fight. In Star Wars force users were killed in mass quantities by skilled foes with guns. Just saying.

Yoda also failed to kill weaker foes as in Dooku and an equal in Palpatine. Weak.

Originally posted by Lestov16
[b] The fact that you cannot tell between 'you' and 'I' anymore
😆 [/B]

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda is not that impressive. He is an older creature who needs a walking stick to get from point a to point b.

Yep, just ignore the prequel trilogy

Originally posted by quanchi112
iPad.

Get an iTampon

Originally posted by quanchi112
You're the guy who backs down from challenges because you lack courage.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan wins based off the evidence and how these characters fight. In Star Wars force users were killed in mass quantities by skilled foes with guns. Just saying.

Yep, keep ignoring the specific circumstances of them being caught off guard and overwhelmed by superior numbers.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda also failed to kill weaker foes as in Dooku and an equal in Palpatine. Weak.

It's fun to ignore circumstances and logic! 💃

Originally posted by quanchi112
What happened to you.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yep, just ignore the prequel trilogy

Get an iTampon

Yep, keep ignoring the specific circumstances of them being caught off guard and overwhelmed by superior numbers.

It's fun to ignore circumstances and logic! 💃

The same thing which unfortunately hasn't happened to you.

Lame jokes from a lame guy.

Jango stalemated Obi despite not catching him off guard. One on one, Bucky.

You ignore the context not me.

It was at least two on one, actually. Boba used slave-1's armaments to attack.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda has the same walking stick in the prequel trilogy. Watched the movies, flipper of the flop.

Did that walking stick interfere with him kicking all sorts of ass throughout the PT? No? OK then.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Lame jokes from a lame guy.

I'd rather have lame jokes than an illogical opinion

Originally posted by quanchi112
Jango stalemated Obi despite not catching him off guard. One on one, Bucky.

Because Yoda is as weak as Obi Wan, right? 😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
You ignore the context not me.

Whatever you say, scooter

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was at least two on one, actually. Boba used slave-1's armaments to attack.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Did that walking stick interfere with him kicking all sorts of ass throughout the PT? No? OK then.

I'd rather have lame jokes than an illogical opinion

Because Yoda is as weak as Obi Wan, right? 😆

Whatever you say, scooter

You have quite the illogical opinion.

Yoda is not that much stronger as you probably think.

Khan wins.

So what? The force is his inherent ability, so it may as well be physical strength.

lulz

Guess you didn't see RotS then

double lulz

Originally posted by Lestov16
So what? The force is his inherent ability, so it may as well be physical strength.

lulz

Guess you didn't see RotS then

double lulz

I did see Obi triumph whereas Yoda failed against someone who touted Vader as the greatest ever.

Khan mows down the smaller, weak, can't beat anyone with skill Jedi.

There is no point. That's like saying" Adamantium gives Wolverine his physical strength. He's actually a weak punk bytch." He has force powers and can enhance his strength with it. Stop crying.

Yep, yep. That's right. Yoda failed against a powerful sith lord who gained control of the entire galaxy. Who did Khan fail against? McCoy.
/story

triple lulz

Originally posted by Lestov16
There is no point. That's like saying" Adamantium gives Wolverine his physical strength. He's actually a weak punk bytch." He has force powers and can enhance his strength with it. Stop crying.

Yep, yep. That's right. Yoda failed against a powerful sith lord who gained control of the entire galaxy. Who did Khan fail against? [b]McCoy.
/story

triple lulz [/B]

Khan killed Admiral Marcus. Khan still lives. Yoda fled in shame and died alone due to being a failure.

Yoda had an entire order backing him whereas Khan was just by himself. Context, Gump.

Yoda wasnt a failure. He was instrumental in playing a part of bringing balance to the force. A strategic withdrawal that helped win the war.

Yoda kicked ass against the troops that served that oder when oder 66 was given, and then went to kick ass in the galactic empire's capital pretty much alone.

Paired with his displayed feats at the beginning of the battle of coruscant, Khan has no chance.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yoda wasnt a failure. He was instrumental in playing a part of bringing balance to the force. A strategic withdrawal that helped win the war.

Yoda kicked ass against the troops that served that oder when oder 66 was given, and then went to kick ass in the galactic empire's capital pretty much alone.

Paired with his displayed feats at the beginning of the battle of coruscant, Khan has no chance.

He was under the protection of the Wookies and Cheapshotted two. He did the piggyback thing right after.

Khan's feats against the Klingons destroy Yoda's weak feats.

He mows down the guy who can't kill anyone skilled.

He didn't have it all in perspective.
The darkside had clouded his long term vision at that point.
The force was at work though securing his place in the bigger picture.

Those Wookies didn't do shit. They got blown up a lot.
Yoda beheaded those guys using his force sensitivity/short term precog to sense their coming up behind him to kill him.

Not it doesnt. He had Kirk and the crew's help, by your perceptual standards.

Originally posted by quanchi112
unlike wolverine he can only do so temporarily. You're the emotional one here.

Yoda has more than enough force telekinesis to fling Khan around like a ragdoll like Freddy did to Jason during the dream fight.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan killed Admiral Marcus.

Hot Damn! He killed some old guy! That just...like... destroys, and shits on, and obliterates, and curbstomps, and WTFpwns, and anally rapes anything Yoda's ever done right?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan still lives.

Only because they needed him alive. And Yoda lived too so I'm not sure what your point is.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda fled in shame and died alone due to being a failure.

lulz

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda had an entire order backing him whereas Khan was just by himself.

I'm so glad that you've finally proven that you don't even remember ST: ID correctly, since Khan's involvement was all the machination of Marcus. Khan was most certainly not some lone wolf with his own plan. And when he came up with his own plan, he got outsmarted by a doctor 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He didn't have it all in perspective.
The darkside had clouded his long term vision at that point.
The force was at work though securing his place in the bigger picture.

Those Wookies didn't do shit. They got blown up a lot.
Yoda beheaded those guys using his force sensitivity/short term precog to sense their coming up behind him to kill him.

Not it doesnt. He had Kirk and the crew's help, by your perceptual standards.

Yoda jumped on one's back like a child climbs atop a parent seeking protection.

Khan saved Kirk's crew and Kirk himself stated Khan wrecked them singlehandedly.

Khan doesn't need a partner like Yoda with Obi or with the Wookies who let him hide on their backs.

From your arse, you speak.

Yoda used them to do the walking for expediency's sake.

Oh so Khan personally blew up himself up in that suicide bombing at the beginning? Or was he hiding behind a father of a dying child, manipulating HIM into doing the deed?

He had Kirk's help in evading capture by Robocaptain.
And his assistance (and scotty's) in getting aboard the new ship.