Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yoda has more than enough force telekinesis to fling Khan around like a ragdoll like Freddy did to Jason during the dream fight.

Hot Damn! He killed some old guy! That just...like... destroys, and shits on, and obliterates, and curbstomps, and WTFpwns, and anally rapes anything Yoda's ever done right?

Only because they needed him alive. And Yoda lived too so I'm not sure what your point is.

lulz

I'm so glad that you've finally proven that you don't even remember ST: ID correctly, since Khan's involvement was all the machination of Marcus. Khan was most certainly not some lone wolf with his own plan. And when he came up with his own plan, he got outsmarted by a doctor 😆

Marcus was the leader of the Federation and Khan took him out.

Yoda died on a planet he hid on in shame. Pathetic.

Khan was when he split apart from Marcus. Pay attention he was a one man army. Marcus stated this in the film, Bubba Gump.

ignoring circumstances, as Dooku and Sidious were also force users which is why they put up such a good fight against Yoda

ignoring circumstances, as Marcus set up the entire plan himself and thus got himself killed; Only reason Khan didn't die is because Kirk decided to ally with him momentarily. If Kirk didn't negotiate with him on the Enterprise, there is no way in hell he would have escaped his holding cell, less lone escaped the ship. Khan needed help. He's not the invincible John Matrix lone-wolf you try to play him as.

ignoring circumstances, since Khan wasn't a one man army since he needed the Starfleet crew to provide cover fire against the Klingons. And hyperbole ain't feats, shrimp.

Originally posted by Lestov16
ignoring circumstances, as Dooku and Sidious were also force users which is why they put up such a good fight against Yoda

ignoring circumstances, as Marcus set up the entire plan himself and thus got himself killed; Only reason Khan didn't die is because Kirk decided to ally with him momentarily. If Kirk didn't negotiate with him on the Enterprise, there is no way in hell he would have escaped his holding cell, less lone escaped the ship. Khan needed help. He's not the invincible John Matrix lone-wolf you try to play him as.

ignoring circumstances, since Khan wasn't a one man army since he needed the Starfleet crew to provide cover fire against the Klingons. And hyperbole ain't feats, shrimp.

Marcus was killed by Khan despite Kirk having him shot by a blaster. Khan knew what he was doing the entire time.

Khan used Kirk to achieve his goals and manipulated him the entire time. Kirk knew it.

Khan wrecked the Klingons. One man army and he proved it against the Klingons. 🙂

Nah he cried thoughout the movie without the crew he longed for.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah he cried thoughout the movie without the crew he longed for.

Khan got outsmarted by a doctor. Which loss is worse?

Yeah Khan improvised for a second, but it didn't matter since his plan was FUBARed by McCoy

Except for that Khan didn't achieve any of his goals because a ship doctor is smarter than him

He wrecked the Klingons with the Starfleet crew providing cover fire, yes.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Khan got outsmarted by a doctor. Which loss is worse?

Yeah Khan improvised for a second, but it didn't matter since his plan was FUBARed by McCoy

Except for that Khan didn't achieve any of his goals because a ship doctor is smarter than him

He wrecked the Klingons with the Starfleet crew providing cover fire, yes.

No, the doctor was not. Doctor knew they needed his blood as it can resurrect lives.

He saved them and Kirk said me singlehandedly did so because he did.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Khan got outsmarted by a doctor. Which loss is worse?

ahh but the real question:

does that make khan weak or does that mean that this forum needs to be henceforth spammed with "McCoy vs _____" threads?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan got Cheapshotted. He then crushed him.

No, the doctor was not. Doctor knew they needed his blood as it can resurrect lives.

He saved them and Kirk said me singlehandedly did so because he did.

You're mad and very wrong.

am not!! 😠

oh you mean suzie

:edit: nice edit, troll 😠

McCoy made Khan his intellectual bytch despite Khan supposedly being "better at everything"

McCoy outsmarted him. A mere doctor undid Khan's master plan.

He did save them in that he provided them assistance, but he didn't take on all of the Klingons single-handedly while the Starfleet crew stood around, which is what you're trying to make it sound like.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
ahh but the real question:

does that make khan weak or does that mean that this forum needs to be henceforth spammed with "McCoy vs _____" threads?

Indeed.

😉

Originally posted by focus4chumps
am not!! 😠

oh you mean suzie

😛

Yoda crushes Khan, with his Clone Wars feats. Canon here in the AVF/MVF rules ..... /End thread.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You're mad and very wrong.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McCoy made Khan his intellectual bytch despite Khan supposedly being "better at everything"

McCoy outsmarted him. A mere doctor undid Khan's master plan.

He did save them in that he provided them assistance, but he didn't take on all of the Klingons single-handedly while the Starfleet crew stood around, which is what you're trying to make it sound like.

You are one of the most dishonest debaters I can recall. Context is your enemy.

Khan destroyed the Klingons saving the crew. No, he did not kill every single one but he did destroy all those in his path while having the Enterprise crew at his mercy.

Fun little fact, battlezoneless one.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yoda crushes Khan, with his Clone Wars feats. Canon here in the AVF/MVF rules ..... /End thread.

-Khan raises his phaser weapon.
-Yoda yanks it out of his hand.
- Khan closes to melee distance.
-Yoda decapitates Khan.

-The end-

Originally posted by playa1258
-Khan raises his phaser weapon.
-Yoda yanks it out of his hand.
- Khan closes to melee distance.
-Yoda decapitates Khan.

-The end-

Having the force and a ****ing powerful melee weapon. Yoda has chucked huge ass landing ships around. You don't think he can pull a puny weapon out of Khans hands? Or hell just pull him into his lightsaber?