Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by quanchi112201 pages

Originally posted by playa1258
Having the force and a ****ing powerful melee weapon. Yoda has chucked huge ass landing ships around. You don't think he can pull a puny weapon out of Khans hands? Or hell just pull him into his lightsaber?
No, since that isn't how it works. Yoda will have to worry about the lasers destroying his body.

Khan mows him down.

Yoda would chew through those lasers like you mom does cock.

Originally posted by playa1258
Yoda would chew through those lasers like you mom does cock.
My, my. Someone is worked up. Based on the evidence Khan wins.

Not even close.

Originally posted by playa1258
Not even close.
Watch the assault on the Jedi temple. Yoda needed Obis aid against less than Khan destroyed by himself.

Yeah so fighting smart means Yoda needed help.

Originally posted by playa1258
Yeah so fighting smart means Yoda needed help.
Yoda needed help against less than Khan destroyed in his movie.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
how quanchi see's himself:

quanchi:

Originally posted by focus4chumps
Keep reposting the same pictures in an effort to bury Yoda's shame here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Keep reposting the same pictures in an effort to bury Yoda's shame here.

Burying your butthurt is more like it...

But even after all this time, the only thing you have is the same thing you started with. Pure rinse and repeat of the same point. Khan has big gun that shoots big beam, therefore he wins. That has been your sole argument since the beginning. That one point has been shot down so many times and so overwhelmingly so, you are frothing at the mouth several months later.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Burying your butthurt is more like it...

But even after all this time, the only thing you have is the same thing you started with. Pure rinse and repeat of the same point. Khan has big gun that shoots big beam, therefore he wins. That has been your sole argument since the beginning. That one point has been shot down so many times and so overwhelmingly so, you are frothing at the mouth several months later.

Khan has two guns. One has a big bra whereas the other has faster, successive beams. If you can't remember a very simple argument don't pretend to. K. Thanks.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan has two guns. One has a big bra whereas the other has faster, successive beams. If you can't remember a very simple argument don't pretend to. K. Thanks.

No, I remember you pinning the entire crux of your argument on the Ubergun and the assumption that Yoda could not block or dodge it. You failed to prove this despite numerous people calling you out on it, thus your assumption was disregarded as a lie. And that's not the first time that has happened, it is Quan? 😉

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
No, I remember you pinning the entire crux of your argument on the Ubergun and the assumption that Yoda could not block or dodge it. You failed to prove this despite numerous people calling you out on it, thus your assumption was disregarded as a lie. And that's not the first time that has happened, it is Quan? 😉
I have bad for pages upon pages about two guns. You focused on the über guy alone. You have a habit of rage posting.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have bad for pages upon pages about two guns. You focused on the über guy alone. You have a habit of rage posting.

Do I have to call up the quotes Quan?

And even if you did somewhere in there argue about both guns, it does not matter one iota. Yoda himself literally dodged and deflected several dozen full auto DC-15A blaster rifles and DC-15S blaster carbines on screen from multiple directions. He's not going to have any trouble dodging 2 guns from the same direction.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Do I have to call up the quotes Quan?

And even if you did somewhere in there argue about both guns, it does not matter one iota. Yoda himself literally dodged and deflected several dozen full auto DC-15A blaster rifles and DC-15S blaster carbines on screen from multiple directions. He's not going to have any trouble dodging 2 guns from the same direction.

None of those blasts are as quick as Khans gun. Khan also has an über gun in which Yoda cannot block it since there isn't any evidence of him doing so.

Most of my argument was obsessed on with regards to the über gun. That's why, Estro.

Originally posted by quanchi112
None of those blasts are as quick as Khans gun. Khan also has an über gun in which Yoda cannot block it since there isn't any evidence of him doing so.

the first part is assumption, as I'm pretty sure I already explained, the 2 blaster rifle types Yoda HAS dodged before are full autos.

And the Ubergun being unblockable is also an assumption, considering you have not proven so despite all your posturing.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Most of my argument was obsessed on with regards to the über gun. That's why, Estro.

Which posits your position into relying way too much on the Ubergun, without any actual evidence.

34 pages and still its Jedi Master by a landslide, man Q you are one insanely stubborn man, unfortunately not in a good way.

Insanely stubborn or madly attention seeking?

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
the first part is assumption, as I'm pretty sure I already explained, the 2 blaster rifle types Yoda HAS dodged before are full autos.

And the Ubergun being unblockable is also an assumption, considering you have not proven so despite all your posturing.

Which posits your position into relying way too much on the Ubergun, without any actual evidence.

Proof they are as fast as Khan's smaller gun ?

I never said it is unblock able I said there is no proof a Jedi Lightsaber can block it. It's about what you can prove, zero.

Khan has two guns aimed at Yoda. We have already seen Yoda has to block the fire. I put up the clip. He is at Khan's mercy.

Originally posted by DTM
34 pages and still its Jedi Master by a landslide, man Q you are one insanely stubborn man, unfortunately not in a good way.
People used to think the world is flat. Most are sheep. I have unquestionably proven my case based on the evidence.