Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Started by silver_tears72 pages

Drop words like money, marriage, and hung loudly and often. eyes

I'm a lonely billionaire looking for a long term relationship with some special gal?

Oh yeah, because I'm rich, I have a huge wang.

Something along those lines?

Try saying "Hi my name is Barker"

That would get me nowhere

i'm 22 and i live with my mother, i have serious self-worth issues and i'm currently hung up on a girl i've known since i was 12

can i buy you a mountain dew

I need to take you to Vegas so you can get laid.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I'm a lonely billionaire looking for a long term relationship with some special gal?

Oh yeah, because I'm rich, I have a huge wang.

Something along those lines?

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? eyes

i don't touch non-virgins

Originally posted by silver_tears
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? eyes
Shag later, I'm getting sick.

😏

Originally posted by Barker
i don't touch non-virgins
I'll see if I can find a virgin hooker for you.

Hey what ever happened to Mariuz (Or whatever the name was of that member that had the pineapple express James Franco Avvy).

Also, where is Tired Hiker?

And Ken?

And the other 100 members that I cant see. What they all have lives now? I don't approve.

Originally posted by Barker
i don't touch non-virgins
Lol, you only touch yourself so that is totally true! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

epic simply epic

I haven't gotten to see Thor 2, or Catching Fire yet.

or star trek 2 or the hobbit 2

The Hobbit 2 isn't out yet, and I have a bluray of Star Trek Into Darkness.

You mean wrath of khan ver 2.0

star wars 2

Star Wars Episode VII.

plo kune returns

He died like a *****