Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

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i love you all

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Guys I have a serious question and I need some advice and tips 😬

So there is this girl, let's call her 'SotAM', and we've been on and off for the past 7 years but I'm not really sure if she has just been leading me on or if there is potential for anything substantial to come out of it. Basically it started with a few chats here and there, a few laughs, then she opened up and showed me a sneak peek at what I could call 'Chapter 1' of our life. At first I thought things were going well, and would check in everyday to see if there was any progress, and there were more laughs and chats, but as time went on we kind of drifted and the chats and jokes became a joke out of themselves and I was often wondering if she would open up to me again, basically I was thinking there might be a 'Chapter 2' at some point, but a year went past still with no progress. I started to think that maybe there was other things going on, I know work and study were issues but it was only McDonald's so it wasn't really too important to check in and give an update now and then. Other people seemed to notice about the time lapses as well and they also thought things were going well, but I think we all kind of just started to accept that maybe 'SotAM' just couldnt work out no matter how hard we tried to convince her that the time and effort was worth it. A few years had passed at this point, and everyone kind of gave up but 'SotAM' was still in the back of our minds, everytime a spark of conversation started we would all hold our breath wondering if 'SotAM' would finally see the light of day but still no luck. So right now it has been almost 7 years since that fateful day of meeting 'SotAM' and as much as 'SotAM' is on my mind, I just wish things had been different and 'SotAM' could have made a lot of people happy. I guess I don't really have a question after all, the end. 13

except you

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Guys I have a serious question and I need some advice and tips 😬

So there is this girl, let's call her 'SotAM', and we've been on and off for the past 7 years but I'm not really sure if she has just been leading me on or if there is potential for anything substantial to come out of it. Basically it started with a few chats here and there, a few laughs, then she opened up and showed me a sneak peek at what I could call 'Chapter 1' of our life. At first I thought things were going well, and would check in everyday to see if there was any progress, and there were more laughs and chats, but as time went on we kind of drifted and the chats and jokes became a joke out of themselves and I was often wondering if she would open up to me again, basically I was thinking there might be a 'Chapter 2' at some point, but a year went past still with no progress. I started to think that maybe there was other things going on, I know work and study were issues but it was only McDonald's so it wasn't really too important to check in and give an update now and then. Other people seemed to notice about the time lapses as well and they also thought things were going well, but I think we all kind of just started to accept that maybe 'SotAM' just couldnt work out no matter how hard we tried to convince her that the time and effort was worth it. A few years had passed at this point, and everyone kind of gave up but 'SotAM' was still in the back of our minds, everytime a spark of conversation started we would all hold our breath wondering if 'SotAM' would finally see the light of day but still no luck. So right now it has been almost 7 years since that fateful day of meeting 'SotAM' and as much as 'SotAM' is on my mind, I just wish things had been different and 'SotAM' could have made a lot of people happy. I guess I don't really have a question after all, the end. 13

Move on with your life, I know a tease when I see one.

Originally posted by Barker
except you

Prick.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Move on with your life, I know a tease when I see one.

vin

Mist don't leave me.

can we get back to giving me tips

Don't let Mist leave.

That should be the tip of the year.

let's get back to zoe manville

Who's that?

A dike.

I need love advice and tips to exchange.

Deliver.

Originally posted by Barker
can we get back to giving me tips

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Duke Nukem Forever had been halfway through development ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy had been halfway through development ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, World War 2 had started and ended ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Apple released the first iPhone and have released 7 updated models since ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Microsoft have launched the Xbox 360 and the Xbox One ermmnone

At the time of SotAM's first update, the top song was Beyonce - Irreplaceable ermmnone

Since the first update of SotAM, the following movies have been released: Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor, Thor 2, Captain America, Captain America 2, Incredible Hulk, The Avengers and preproduction started on Avengers 2. ermmnone

Here's a tip, post the goddamn second chapter already ermmad

Do you count the 5S and 5C as separate updates?

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
A dike.

die
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I need love advice and tips to exchange.

Deliver.


i advise you find your childhood crush and get stuck on her, wasting 10 years of your life in the process
Originally posted by Mist_haermm
In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Duke Nukem Forever had been halfway through development ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Guns N Roses Chinese Democracy had been halfway through development ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, World War 2 had started and ended ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Apple released the first iPhone and have released 7 updated models since ermmnone

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Microsoft have launched the Xbox 360 and the Xbox One ermmnone

At the time of SotAM's first update, the top song was Beyonce - Irreplaceable ermmnone

Since the first update of SotAM, the following movies have been released: Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor, Thor 2, Captain America, Captain America 2, Incredible Hulk, The Avengers and preproduction started on Avengers 2. ermmnone

Here's a tip, post the goddamn second chapter already ermmad


In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Barker has been stuck on the same woman with exactly nothing to show for it. ermmnone

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you count the 5S and 5C as separate updates?

Separate models really, they're all just toys nowadays. I dont see the point of updating every year, no big deal of having a quad core over a dual core when it all comes down to draining the battery faster srug

I have a Galaxy S2 and no real need to upgrade yet, the S4 is obviously a lot nicer but a lot of the features are just useless to me, just looked it up and saw this
"such as the ability to detect when a finger is hovered over the screen, and expanded eye tracking functionality". That just sounds annoying and time consuming if you do it accidentally.

Originally posted by Barker

In the timespan that SotAM has had since it's last update, Barker has been stuck on the same woman with exactly nothing to show for it. ermmnone

She's a real woman, right? ermmnone

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
That just sounds annoying and time consuming if you do it accidentally.

That's the category basically all of Samsung's new features fall into.

Yeah, tech wise its cool stuff, if they put it into gaming or something it might have uses, but for a phone when its pretty much make calls/sends msgs/browse a couple sites/check fb, its just stupid. I dont like Apple releasing the same crap every year with minor differences, they are always 2 years behind Samsung, and I'm not too interested looking into HTC or LG or any of that, just sticking to the Galaxy til something good comes out I guess.