Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

I'm certain of it.

My dick is bigger than my head.

bimp

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i am america's son

Your peeps were the spirit of this country.

His eyes?

what do you mean "your peeps"

Eyes.

people moron

the coke commercial

They advertise coke?

Oh, you mean the drink.

these peeps here in 'merica are pissed at coca cola for that superbowl ad.

No titties, right?

americans invented english in 0 BC

They also invented Jesus.

I wonder when the english started speaking english

Around 500AD

yo're mom starred speaking eanlgins last yeahr

Are you retarded?

My mom speaks spanglish

which annoys the bajeezus out of me.