Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

my mom speaks english

what about that pig latin your other half speaks?

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
My mom speaks spanglish

which annoys the bajeezus out of me.

i want to learn navajo

i'd learn navajo if i weren't so lethargic

i thought that said pathetic

That too.

i'm apathetic

Originally posted by Barker
i'm a pathetic ****

I have a new job

What you do?

i have an old job

I have no job.

Inside sales at Ferguson's

you change jobs more than you change sigs

Trying to find the right fit.

That's what she said.

who said

The woman Thorin actually ****ed and totally didn't make up.

Barker, you made up a girl you said one word to. ****ing disgrace.

But still hilarious. 313

Shirley Temple is dead

i don't want to bother you

You just did.