Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

can we get back to advice now

i'm still single and it's your fault

Kill yourself

get reincarnated as someone with any type of confidence

smash some pussy all day and night

Become a crossdresser, it's easy.

I'm 6'3"

i was informed there would be fresh girls everywhere i went

Hard to take advantage of that if you are too timid to talk to them.

I thought you were 6'5 you lying ****!

caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror today

looking a little lean

need to get real swole with it

I ate some red lobster cheddar bay biscuits

I bought a pizza and at the same time got a phone call from the girl who was my best friend in high school and she wanted to meet up

She's 4'10" and has a baby but she's getting divorced and way back in high school I always wondered how it would be to give her the B

Also she dated my friend for like a year or two back then

What do

- B. W. Oofer

Find a chick that doesn't have so much baggage

But she's 4'10" and I'm 6'3"

She doesn't even hit my nipples

Divorced with a kid= bad combo

df

don't take my advice doe haermm

i'm not asking for my health

Just **** her and suck her dick. You know it's the right thing to do.

yeah do that

she's got nice sized boobies for a girl that size

I've witnessed many small stature'd women who have big boobs.

let me have this