Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

You find that small girls either have big boobs, big ass, but rarely both.

So true

Originally posted by Barker
let me have this

i'm going to marry a cute virgin mormon girl

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
So true

I'm going to defile a cute virgin mormon girl.

Originally posted by Barker
i'm going to marry a cute virgin mormon girl

Will she know?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will she know?

...and will she stay a virgin?

If I die a virgin will I be reborn a sex fiend?

I think when we die we choose how our life played out looking at it in retrospect, and then experience it by replacing all our memories.

BOOSSSS

I don't understand reincarnation. Surely it means that in a previous life I was Hitler or something.

I like how some people think they were majestic animals in past lives.

****ing hilarious

Have you seen the Penn and Teller episode about hypnosis? This guy talking about previous lives said that some people go back to 2 million BC, and that the ET element made effect too.

No, never seen Penn and Teller.

Though that sounds like I'd have a good laugh at those fools.

Yeh, P&T:Bullshit is a great series.

I like watching An Idiot Abroad, that dude says the most asinine things, especially when he is calling in to talk with Ricky or Steve.

a petite redhead virgin cute mormon girl who thinks my stories about being a creep are hilarious

i know at least one of these majestic creatures exist

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I like watching An Idiot Abroad, that dude says the most asinine things, especially when he is calling in to talk with Ricky or Steve.

Originally posted by Barker
a petite redhead virgin cute mormon girl who thinks my stories about being a creep are hilarious

i know at least one of these majestic creatures exist

Bordering on super rare.

Originally posted by parenthesis
You should listen to the podcasts when Ricky and Steve first met him. They're sooo good, and they tell the story of how Karl got more and more confident with his anecdotes.

I'll check that out.

Need something to fill my day as my work is a bit on the boring side.

Search "xfm" on youtube, you'll get them.