Quan vs. Scenario (Stips, trash talk, honor, etc.)

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zant conquered two realms. Dorf just got his ass kicked twice.

Ganondorf's puppet conquered two realms in a few days. He's so good at manipulation he didn't even have to lift a finger himself.

Wrong. Russell would laugh at some underage kid with a sword if he showed up to challenge Russell. That's Ganondorf's nemesis.

Everyone laughs, right up until

Zant got something out of it too. Zant achieved what Ganondorf could not.

Zant got to be a proxy for the real villain. Hah, Ganondorf's little doll could annihilate the True Blood universe.

Russell made it loud and clear that vampires are superior to humans. He is too smart to let the entire world come for him.

So he ran away and hid like a little coward, and as soon as he came out he walked into a trap. Poor deluded fool.

Eric has over 1,000 years experience, is faster than Link, has screwed more women than Link, and still can't beat Russell in a fight.

Too bad about that pointy stick. 3000 years and he's still bumbling around like a child with a magnifying glass.

Next week for sure. I'm thinking Tuesday.

'k

Originally posted by The Scenario
Ganondorf's puppet conquered two realms in a few days. He's so good at manipulation he didn't even have to lift a finger himself.

Everyone laughs, right up until

Zant got to be a proxy for the real villain. Hah, Ganondorf's little doll could annihilate the True Blood universe.

So he ran away and hid like a little coward, and as soon as he came out he walked into a trap. Poor deluded fool.

Too bad about that pointy stick. 3000 years and he's still bumbling around like a child with a magnifying glass.

'k

Link's head is already on the floor.

No, as this is modern day earth with magic,etc. much stronger world than shitty Hyrule.

Russell was on live television. That isn't running and hiding. That's sending a message across the planet.

Taken off guard by a 1,000 year old warrior with experience. Far better than losing straight up to a kid not even old enough to smoke.

Pick judges. Make sure you both get a say in who judges your BZ. I suggest Leonidas. (the guy with the Brain avatar) and Aura Angel if you can get them.

Also, Quan, stfu or this thread'll get extremely rainbow.gif-ish. You got your BZ now be good n' polite until it begins.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Pick judges. Make sure you [b]both get a say in who judges your BZ. I suggest Leonidas. (the guy with the Brain avatar) and Aura Angel if you can get them.

Also, Quan, stfu or this thread'll get extremely rainbow.gif-ish. You got your BZ now be good n' polite until it begins. [/B]

Think you just opened a window.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Someone else had to do it. Ganondorf couldn't. He tried and failed.

Ganondorf did it with a simple marionette. He succeeded harder than Russell ever could.

Link's head is already on the floor.

He fell asleep after Russell exploded. Too boring to be a miniboss.

No, as this is modern day earth with magic,etc. much stronger world than shitty Hyrule.

All that magic, tech, and modern progress...and Russell loses to a sharpened stick. Hyrule has quite a bit in the way of deku sticks.

Russell was on live television. That isn't running and hiding. That's sending a message across the planet.

He made a big show about how superior he was and then got taken out like a moron, twice.

Taken off guard by a 1,000 year old warrior with experience. Far better than losing straight up to a kid not even old enough to smoke.

You say that like any vampire would be a threat in Hyrule. Heh, Stalfos tier minions. Wait, no, stalfos are harder to kill. A Redead would take them out, honestly.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Ganondorf did it with a simple marionette. He succeeded harder than Russell ever could.

He fell asleep after Russell exploded. Too boring to be a miniboss.

All that magic, tech, and modern progress...and Russell loses to a sharpened stick. Hyrule has quite a bit in the way of deku sticks.

He made a big show about how superior he was and then got taken out like a moron, twice.

You say that like any vampire would be a threat in Hyrule. Heh, Stalfos tier minions. Wait, no, stalfos are harder to kill. A Redead would take them out, honestly.

Russell would rule Hyrule by the day. My iPad is acting up again. Whatever you have done here don't do so again in our battlezone.

That was weakness exploitation and by a 1,100 year old vampire while he was tanking blasts from over 15 Fae. Impressive me thinks.

Eric isn't a moron and he was never bested in a fair fight unlike Dorf who lost both fights fairly.

These vamps would kill Link with ease let alone the heavyweight vampires like Eric or the king, Russell.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What don't you get about I don't have the time.

Zack Fair has volunteered to be a judge. Are there any objections, and does anyone else want to volunteer?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Here your weak friends can grab their Pom Poms and cheer you on.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are a spammer. This has nothing to do with your gutless ass. Mind your own sex change turning business.

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That said, Scenario will slay you Quan. Nice knowing you.

Originally posted by Badabing
You chicken.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Zack Fair has volunteered to be a judge. Are there any objections, and does anyone else want to volunteer?

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
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That said, Scenario will slay you Quan. Nice knowing you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I object since he's raved on and on about being such a Zelda fan.

Besides me playing Zelda this past month =/= me being a rabid Zelda fanboy.

With that said I'm out, bitches.

And we're back to square one. Sorry, Zack.

Might just have to start asking people directly. I'll take nominations on that, too, if anyone knows a good judge that may be inclined to participate.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Yo I can be objective, but fine.

Besides me playing Zelda this past month =/= me being a rabid Zelda fanboy.

With that said I'm out, bitches.

Well, this seems like a train wreck. I'm happy to judge it.

Being knowledgeable about a franchise doesn't make you a fanboy.
I actually know most of my Zelda stuff from preparing for that BZ I never got to be s part of...

I suggest PG as a judge

Psycho Gundam has agreed to judge.

I don't know either charcter so I can judge strictly from what is shown to me. I will judge

Are both parties comfortable with that?