Link (Legend of Zelda) vs. Samus (Metroid)

Started by ScreamPaste5 pages

Clever girl. Too clever for her own good.

After all, a bug net is harmless. Right?

...Right?

Oh God, it's that time.

Reality warping bottle time.

This is one of the most hilarious and creative debates I've seen.

Can't Phazon just **** with time and space. Doesn't her PED suit allow her to shoot phazon.

Super bombs and freeze gun for the win...that and as long Samus side jumps everywhere link will be stuck blocking unless he uses magic then Samus has big problem...she can take fire and ice but links Nayru's love makes him invincible however he can still be pushed back...this could go on for a long time if link got blue potions...

I command thee, live again!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Clever girl. Too clever for her own good.

After all, a bug net is harmless. Right?

...Right?

A bug net can reflect only so much!

Break through and come out on the other side of speed!


Oh God, it's that time.

Reality warping bottle time.

Grapple lasso, your bottle is mine now.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I command thee, live again!

A bug net can reflect only so much!

Break through and come out on the other side of speed!

Grapple lasso, your bottle is mine now.


A charging opponent? Fair game, sir!
Just try and move him!
But wait! There's more! Grapple now and we'll throw in a free Sword Wielding Hylian Warrior, absolutely free!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A charging opponent? Fair game, sir!
Just try and move him!

Samus doesn't have to move him!


But wait! There's more! Grapple now and we'll throw in a free Sword Wielding Hylian Warrior, absolutely free!

You've activated my trap card!

Originally posted by The Scenario
Samus doesn't have to move him!


link-rape

You've activated my trap card!


... You. Monster.

Ah, **** it.

WHAT NOW?

Damn it! I was looking for this thread, like, a week ago just so I could enjoy a good laugh.

Mission accomplished. Also, Phazon Link haermm My gods. Bet he still gets edge-guarded like a tool, though. 313

Hello Xan. We aim to please.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

link-rape

Yoink!



... You. Monster.

Ah, **** it.

WHAT NOW?

You've had a taste. Now, CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT IT?

Thanks for the energy!

those gifs of Samus having precog like abilities and dodging gunfire and beam weapons AFTER they are fired, that's some delicious stuff right there. I suppose it takes some good reactions to run around at Mach+ speed while shinesparking to not kill everything forever.

Originally posted by Cyner
those gifs of Samus having precog like abilities and dodging gunfire and beam weapons AFTER they are fired, that's some delicious stuff right there. I suppose it takes some good reactions to run around at Mach+ speed while shinesparking to not kill everything forever.

The shinespark requires the player to have some good reactions.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Hello Xan. We aim to please.

Yoink!


Nope!

You've had a taste. Now, CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT IT?

Thanks for the energy!

It would take you days to siphon it all off.

And I have far more of those on hand than you.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Nope!

That's right, come closer.

It would take you days to siphon it all off.

And I have far more of those on hand than you.

Have fun reliving all your failures!

Originally posted by The Scenario

That's right, come closer.

Have fun reliving all your failures!

A fast moving, airborne sphere?! I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE!

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Dance party?

Dance party!

Dance Party!

YouTube video

Necro'd. It's just too fun to go over these first few pages. haermm

What a fun thread this was.

The Haloid dance off brings a somber tone to the proceedings now. Monty was a cool guy.

Rooting for Samus. She seems like a swell gal when she isn't Other M-ing it up.

Cringes at the mention of Other M.