Hyperion vs. Ultraman

Started by TheGodKiller27 pages

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
We're talking about fists and brooms and all sorts of kitchen appliances.

Don't forget balloons and tanks as well.

OMG!!!I just figured it out!

Spoiler:
Philosophía is ODG's estranged papa!

I feel so sad for the poor guys already. 🙁

Hyperion is hyper.

Ultraman is ultra.

Being ultra >>> Being hyper. The math doesn't lie. 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Remember that time I ate his soul. Great times. Never saw anyone break like that before.

One would need to be a Dementor for that. You're more of a Boggart(with all of its weaknesses and none of the strengths) than a Dementor.

Originally posted by Badabing
Hyperion is hyper.

Ultraman is ultra.

Being ultra >>> Being hyper. The math doesn't lie. 👆


But that's h1math, not real math. And it always lies.

does that mean the math is like the cake

You should feel bad for that abortion poof a joke

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
One would need to be a Dementor for that. You're more of a Boggart(with all of its weaknesses and none of the strengths) than a Dementor.
You obviously are in ODG country as well.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously are in ODG country as well.

That's pretty much true for everyone who has owned you in the past. Which is like everyone on almost every forum of KMC ever.

This thread is retarded.

I can't even begin to try to figure out how anyone can think the moon is even remotely able to be equated to the earth, that's like saying if I can move a pebble I can shift a tectonic plate...

Hype has the obviously superior feat, but really Ultraman will probably get the vote 6 months from now for knocking out Superman, only to lose the rematch.

Originally posted by ODG
I don't recall giving you permission to post on these forums again after the humiliating rape you were just subjected to. A few days isn't enough for you to begin walking straight again without a funny gait-

... oh, wait. It's been three weeks already. Never mind. That's about right based on past discussions that have gone just as swimmingly for you.

Ha. You're still at that point in your e-life where another person not responding to an argument for a long period of time means that he was 'humiliated'? That's equally dumb and cute.

Well, more than two months have passed since I logged on the forum. After all that time crying and self-loathing, I finally managed to build up some courage and reply to you.

Originally posted by ODG
Hyperion didn't hold two balloons apart against tanks anymore than Ultraman pushed a small balloon around a slightly larger balloon without any tanks in sight, you incomparable tool.
The balloons are used for the purpose of an analogy, dumby. You still can't wrap your tiny head around the concept, can you?

Originally posted by ODG
Especially since I've grown tired trying to convince you that holding apart two planetary masses from colliding was a superior strength feat to adjusting a smaller lunar mass orbiting a planetary one.
Yes, moving the moon at ridiculous speed, requires more strength than palming the Earth.

That's a mathematical certainty.

Originally posted by ODG
Stopping Earths means exactly stopping the universes from advancing during Incursions.
Stopping the Earths from advancing means just that - stopping the Earths. Just like stopping the balloons from advancing doesn't mean stopping the tanks, just the balloons. The Universes [and tanks] are still advancing - and that's the problem encountered by Hyperion. The Earth wasn't durable enough to withstand the Universe advancing, and it broke.

Originally posted by ODG
The Earths didn't crumble in either of the Hyperion or Cap scenes. How do we know for certain they didn't? Because had the Earths been destroyed by the simple strain of pushing against them, the respective realities would have been spared universal death via Incursion.

The comic literally states that the Earths broke during Hyperion's attempt:
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww99/Strangerinthenight/Newer/Avengers004-Zone-013_zps6b4c320d.jpg

The Earths were destroyed. The problem was that they still cascaded into eachother, and that cascading energy destroyed the Universe Hyperion was in.

What you can't seem to distinguish is the difference between how Hyperion's attempt destroyed the Earths, and how the Illuminati's bomb does.

The bomb destroys the Earths completly, leaving no place for them to touch, effectively destroying the incursion point.

Imagine the universes as two large piece of cheese [big as a truck].

Hyperion stops them by pressing with his palms. Pieces still remain. They touch. The Universes are destroyed.
The illuminati nuke the trucks.

I'm using an analogy again, because, quite frankly, you're just ridiculously dumb, ODG. I actually need to take you to kindergarten level logic.

Saying Earth is durable enough to sustain a Universe worth of mass (!!!) just because the Infinity Gauntlet, an omnipotent weapon (!!!), moved it and its Universe back is, honestly, the most retarded thing you've ever said.

Bar none.

The fact that your argument is resting on Earth being durable enough to sustain the mass of the Universe, makes your stance, quite possibly, the most ridiculous one in the history of KMC. At least, as far as I've encountered - and I've seen quanchi argue Thanos beats Lucifer.

😂

A bit late, no?

Thanks for the reminder though. I'd forgotten how ridiculously dumb your arguments could be.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
A bit late, no?
Weird, that's what I told to your mother more than two decades ago, when her period wouldn't start.

In retrospect, I should have used shoryuken and punched her in the stomach.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Weird, that's what I told to your mother more than two decades ago, when her period wouldn't start.

In retrospect, I should have used shoryuken and punched her in the stomach.

Well, I hope the gonorrhea was worth it.

Please, even as little more then a cluster of cells, I still could have taken you.

Rage, AFAIK Philo wasn't posting to you in this thread. Is there a reason you bashed him, or are you just testing my resolve on temp bans?

Originally posted by Badabing
Rage, AFAIK Philo wasn't posting to you in this thread. Is there a reason you bashed him, or are you just testing my resolve on temp bans?

Well, we went from me mocking his argument to him going Mindset on my mother so you know, I think it's relatively fair at this point.

But hey, if I was behaving so poorly, you have my apologies and you can edit my first post. I don't need to add anything to balloons/tanks and big pieces of cheese.

wow.

philo

Originally posted by Raisen
wow.

philo

I know, right?

That's what they all say.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Well, we went from me mocking his argument to him going Mindset on my mother so you know, I think it's relatively fair at this point.

But hey, if I was behaving so poorly, you have my apologies and you can edit my first post. I don't need to add anything to balloons/tanks and big pieces of cheese.

You started up with him in this thread. So it's not a fair point. And contrary to what people think, my posts in mod situations aren't up for debate.

Fight me IRL