Hyperion vs. Ultraman

Started by ODG27 pages

Originally posted by Philosophía
Ha. You're still at that point in your e-life where another person not responding to an argument for a long period of time means that he was 'humiliated'? That's equally dumb and cute.

Well, more than two months have passed since I logged on the forum. After all that time crying and self-loathing, I finally managed to build up some courage and reply to you.

That's typically been my experience with fanboys who try to re-engage me after months go by on dead horse topics.

Now I wasn't trying to get you to admit it outright, but ok. Now that we've cleared that up, let's move on.

Originally posted by Philosophía
The balloons are used for the purpose of an analogy, dumby. You still can't wrap your tiny head around the concept, can you?

Yes, moving the moon at ridiculous speed, requires more strength than palming the Earth.

That's a mathematical certainty.

I get exactly what you're trying to say with your analogy. After all, I completely deconstructed the witlessness of it all and the obvious ploy underlying it. It's still just incredibly, transparently, obviously stupid. Not all your ideas can be winners, Philosophia.

Adjusting the Moon's orbit doesn't require more strength than holding apart two Earths crashing into each other because their respective universes are forcing them to collide. Just shut up.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Stopping the Earths from advancing means just that - stopping the Earths. Just like stopping the balloons from advancing doesn't mean stopping the tanks, just the balloons. The Universes [and tanks] are still advancing - and that's the problem encountered by Hyperion. The Earth wasn't durable enough to withstand the Universe advancing, and it broke.

The comic literally states that the Earths broke during Hyperion's attempt:
http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww99/Strangerinthenight/Newer/Avengers004-Zone-013_zps6b4c320d.jpg

The Earths were destroyed. The problem was that they still cascaded into eachother, and that cascading energy destroyed the Universe Hyperion was in.

What you can't seem to distinguish is the difference between how Hyperion's attempt destroyed the Earths, and how the Illuminati's bomb does.

The bomb destroys the Earths completly, leaving no place for them to touch, effectively destroying the incursion point.

Imagine the universes as two large piece of cheese [big as a truck].

Hyperion stops them by pressing with his palms. Pieces still remain. They touch. The Universes are destroyed.
The illuminati nuke the trucks.

This is a new theory of your's and one predicated by the fact that you've gained no traction in this argument at every turn. So let's address it directly: chunks of an Earth colliding with other Earths during Incursions are exactly how the mysterious Mapmakers mark their targets. So clearly, even huge fragments of Earths touching each other at the exact moment one (or both) are destroyed via external forces doesn't cause the death of either universe, as seen on-panel:

Now follow along Philosophia: as you can see, the debris can collide from an exploded Earth and that still ends the Incursion instantly, saving both universes. But the two universes Hyperion was trying to stall were wiped out entirely. Which necessarily means he didn't destroy either of them before the time limit. Again, I needn't have proven the negative. But I basically just did. Because I paid attention to the rules and laws within the comic that were set up by Hickman. Sound familiar?

Originally posted by Philosophía
I'm using an analogy again, because, quite frankly, you're just ridiculously dumb, ODG. I actually need to take you to kindergarten level logic.
We all understand that you're thinking like a fundamentally retarded kindergartener. No need to backhandedly concede that. Run along now. See you in two months. Until then, have you ever watched Schindler's List? If you haven't, go watch it. Then you shall understand the context of this .gif and the message that follows:

"I pardon you."

Just make sure that the next time you address me, don't prove to be a colossal waste of my time in the future pathetically wretched nuisance. Otherwise, I might change my mind:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmshexpYE1qbe5doo1_500.jpg

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
😂

A bit late, no?

Thanks for the reminder though. I'd forgotten how ridiculously dumb your arguments could be.

Well, I mean, this was all you really deserved, Philosophia.

But whatever. I figured I might as well backhandedly dignify this trainwreck of your's with an actual constructive response based on comics and common sense.

Anyway, qft.

Originally posted by Badabing
1 day to 2 years.
You can temp ban for 2 years? Jesus. 😑

...At least I was able to take something away from this thread. 👆

Hyperion still demolishes him.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Hyperion still demolishes him.
Shut up Epidural. sneer

Hyperion easily

Originally posted by Tony Stark
Hyperion easily

I love your style Tony Stark. This is why I like you. We have so much in common. 👆

Originally posted by dial J for Josh
I love your style Tony Stark. This is why I like you. We have so much in common. 👆

are you hitting on him?

Originally posted by Galan007
You can temp ban for 2 years? Jesus. 😑

...At least I was able to take something away from this thread. 👆

yeah, temp ban for 2 years is obscene. I would turn into a whirly if that were the case.

Originally posted by dial J for Josh
I love your style Tony Stark. This is why I like you. We have so much in common. 👆
Originally posted by Damborgson
are you hitting on him?

UM wins.

Originally posted by Galan007
You can temp ban for 2 years? Jesus. 😑

...At least I was able to take something away from this thread. 👆

Yeah. 😂
Originally posted by Raisen
yeah, temp ban for 2 years is obscene. I would turn into a whirly if that were the case.
Shut up. I'd just perm ban you and be done with it.

Originally posted by dial J for Josh
I love your style Tony Stark. This is why I like you. We have so much in common. 👆

You're obviously an incredibly intelligent man J 😉

Originally posted by Badabing
Yeah. 😂 Shut up. I'd just perm ban you and be done with it.

you're questioning me now. don't do that. I have nothing to lose

Originally posted by dial J for Josh
I love your style Tony Stark. This is why I like you. We have so much in common. 👆

He's a troll. I don't think you want anything to do with him.

Originally posted by Badabing
Shut up Epidural. sneer

Careful now. My username might have changed, but my godkillerness can still negate your godlike mod powers.

Ultrajunkie breaks his hand on Hype`s jaw.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Ultrajunkie breaks his hand on Hype`s jaw.

As Hyperion's head is send off his shoulders into another continent?

i find it hilarious how both sides in this seem to think it a beatdown one way or the other. this would be extremely close. i'd give UM a slight edge but claiming a landslide win for one side or another is so....grossly, typically KMC.

Originally posted by leonidas
i find it hilarious how both sides in this seem to think it a beatdown one way or the other. this would be extremely close. i'd give UM a slight edge but claiming a landslide win for one side or another is so....grossly, typically KMC.
Bentley's been scorned by Marvel one too many times and casts it out completely, and Mshinu... not sure what to think about him. Sexual predator?

But yeah, should be a "fight". I'd give it to Hype though due to pretty much Ultraman only having two feats. Hyperion has racked up quite a few decent feats.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Sexual predator?

mindset sock you mean?