God is extremely egotistical and prideful. Why does he not defend his name?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Murder is moral so long as it's convenient to a lot of people.

* people in power

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
God doesn't utilize morality as we define it. He's something of a True Neutral.

How utterly Mormon of you to say.

When can I schedule your baptism? I can do the baptism for you.

Mormons baptize?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Mormons baptize?

They even baptize the dead.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Mormons baptize?

Yes.

And...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
They even baptize the dead.

We find it extremely fitting to baptize the dead because the true leader of our church is zombie Jesus.

I like zombies.

Can I still raid and pillage as Odin allows if I join?

Mormon's love to baptize the dead and make them Mormon by proxy.

Former US presidents, celebrities, prominent figures of other religions, thousands of (Jewish) Holocaust victims have been un-jewed and made Mormon post death. They even Mormonized Adolf Hitler.

That's like peeing on somebody else's pee. I mean, really.

If it makes you feel better, the dead probably don't care. Some Jews did protest over the un-Jewing of Theodor Herzl and the Holocaust victims, iirc.

There was also some gay-guy who went around 'gayifying' prominent dead Mormons, ie he was making them gay post death. This was in retaliation to the LDS baptizing prominent dead homosexuals as a means of saving them.

Maybe the lesson to be learned is: Even death won't stop you from being trolled?

I'm going to dig up Theodore Roosevelt and ex post facto him as a pagan hero of olde, while giving him a Viking boat funeral.

Then when I'm done, no one else can follow.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'm going to dig up Theodore Roosevelt and ex post facto him as a pagan hero of olde, while giving him a Viking boat funeral.

Then when I'm done, no one else can follow.

Mormons don't need a body.

So we can safely conclude that Mormons > Stealth Moose in PDRW (post death religion warping).

Originally posted by Robtard
So we can safely conclude that Mormons > Stealth Moose in PDRW (post death religion warping).

😕

Hax.

Is there a topic anymore?

Some kind of stupid pseudo-gnostic inflammatory thread to push an agenda, IIRC.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Some kind of stupid pseudo-gnostic inflammatory thread to push an agenda, IIRC.

But I'm tired of talking about that. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
But I'm tired of talking about that. 😄

Such a simple point but it is so spot-on. 😆

Originally posted by dadudemon

We find it extremely fitting to baptize the dead because the true leader of our church is zombie Jesus.

Originally posted by Bardock42

😂