Lee vs Khan

Started by Impediment6 pagesPoll

Who wins?

Lee vs Khan

Lee (Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon) vs Khan (Into Darkness).

The super soldier serum from Captain America: The First Avenger has been administered to Lee; he is now a martial arts super soldier.

Khan is at full health.

Neither have knowledge of each other.

Fight takes place in Emperor Palpatine's throne room on the Death Star II from ROTJ. Both start 50 feet apart.

Hand to hand, to the death.

Bloodlusted with no CIS.

Who wins?

"IMPEDIMENT!! Y U MAKE MORE KHAN THREADS?!"

I know. I couldn't resist. 😛

Bruce Lee.

He was already faster and more agile in his movie.

In fact, I think you'd only need regular "Enter the Dragon" Bruce Lee to take out Khan. 🙂

Given the skill Lee shows in the movie; Only two types of people would give Khan the win 1) Someone that hasn't seen Enter the Dragon or 2) A troll

Originally posted by Silent Master
1) Someone that hasn't seen Enter the Dragon

What type of degenerate assclown is this?

Originally posted by Robtard
What type of degenerate assclown is this?

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Originally posted by Robtard
What type of degenerate assclown is this?

The kind that has 12 posters of Van Zan and Khan on every wall in his apartment.

Originally posted by Silent Master
The kind that has 12 posters of Van Zan and Khan on every wall in his apartment.

Did he say, "Kneel before Quan" whilst you were in his apartment?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Did he say, "Kneel before Quan" whilst you were in his apartment?

Never been, was told about it by a friend that volunteers at meals on wheels.

I am detecting much hate on this thread 🙁

Originally posted by COG Veteran
I am detecting much hate on this thread 🙁

no that comes later.

we have to wait for a certain ipad to charge up.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
no that comes later.

we have to wait for a certain ipad to charge up.

True, all I see is a few people joking around.

looks like the ipad is charged.

inb4 lipstick-smeared butthurt 🙂

Originally posted by Impediment
Lee (Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon) vs Khan (Into Darkness).

The super soldier serum from Captain America: The First Avenger has been administered to Lee; he is now a martial arts super soldier.

Khan is at full health.

Neither have knowledge of each other.

Fight takes place in Emperor Palpatine's throne room on the Death Star II from ROTJ. Both start 50 feet apart.

Hand to hand, to the death.

Bloodlusted with no CIS.

Who wins?

KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......loses and loses badly

Khan, easily.

What in Dante's 9 Circles of Hell makes you think Khan can win? Aside from those late night visits you get from Cumberbatch and JJ Abrams.

Bruce already has much faster reaction times and was strong enough to send people flying and one-shot martial arts masters.

Now he's got Cap's abilities stacked on top of his own. Meaning he's even faster, and stronger since Cap was a feeb before he got the powers.

Red Skull easily dented solid steel, Bruce will punch a hole in Khan. From 1 inch away.

Giving Lee the super soldier serum is a bit too much methinks. Then again, without the serum Khan probably wins without much difficulty. So there's no real way to make this match equal.

As it is though, Lee wins.

I was all set to vote for Khan here, until it was stated that Lee had the SSS augmenting him physically. That being the case, and with Khan having no weapons and this being purely a HTH fight, I would support Lee to take him in the end.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan, easily.

Gee, what a surprise.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bruce Lee.

In fact, I think you'd only need regular "Enter the Dragon" Bruce Lee to take out Khan. 🙂

I'm inclined to agree here. But Khan would be (to borrow Superman's oft-used line) "the toughest opponent [he] ever faced."