Smaug vs. Balrog

Originally posted by Estacado
They were afraid of Smaug talking so much shit that their eardrums would implode so they decided to leave...

Originally posted by Estacado
They were afraid of Smaug talking so much shit that their eardrums would implode so they decided to leave...

Great Thanos is here... 😆

Originally posted by Tzeentch
There's no proof Balrog died either. There's proof dwarves trolled Smaug for 20 minutes though. Dragons are the weakest things in LotR.

Keep repeating yourself and keep conceding in the repetition of your words

Originally posted by Tzeentch
There's no proof Balrog died either. There's proof dwarves trolled Smaug for 20 minutes though. Dragons are the weakest things in LotR.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The Balrog never got up again and was killed. Gandalf underwent rem sleep and came back pissed off he lost a few days with the Balrog.

Exactly

Originally posted by Supra
Exactly

Originally posted by quanchi112
The Balrog never got up again and was killed. Gandalf underwent rem sleep and came back pissed off he lost a few days with the Balrog.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
prove the Balrog never got up.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Tzeentch never even saw the films though.

Oh you should see him trolling me in the other forums, his gaze is not center mass

Means nothing. Unless Gandalf took all his clothes off before he went to sleep he was obviously chilling in heaven before coming back as Gandalf the White. Balrog made him his *****. He'd do even worse to Smaug.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Means nothing. Unless Gandalf took all his clothes off before he went to sleep he was obviously chilling in heaven before coming back as Gandalf the White. Balrog made him his *****. He'd do even worse to Smaug.

Smaug flys, Balrog falls and thus fails

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Means nothing. Unless Gandalf took all his clothes off before he went to sleep he was obviously chilling in heaven before coming back as Gandalf the White. Balrog made him his *****. He'd do even worse to Smaug.

He's busy trolling me in the religious forum on my grammer because Im typing from a iPhone..he concedes to the life of a little gnome troll

Originally posted by Supra
He's busy trolling me in the religious forum on my grammer and puncuttion because Im typing from a iPhone..he concedes to the life of a little gnome troll

Originally posted by quanchi112
Gandalf gets back up. Balrog doesn't. Balrog killed no one. Smaug killed many and became King and rich at the same time. Entire races fled the scene. Smaug is pretty ferocious.

Balrog crushes.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Not ferocious enough to kill a dwarf standing on his mouth.

Balrog crushes.

Sit down private.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
Not ferocious enough to kill a dwarf standing on his mouth.

Balrog crushes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The dwarves knew to flee and hide. Gandalf knew he could straddle and dominate the Balrog one on one. He dismissed the others due to his disrespect for the Balrog.

Can we go back to him masturabing over his treasure🙂 I much like to more hear about that than deal with these petty gnomes.

Originally posted by Supra
Can we go back to him masturabing over his treasure🙂 I much like to more hear about that than deal with these petty gnomes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He loves touching the treasure with the tip of his penis and getting pre cum everywhere.

I wonder is his pre cum is napalm? Then when the gnoms get close he light the lil piggies up.