Titanic Gospel: There's Only Two

Started by Shakyamunison33 pages

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[COLOR=darkblue I never said a thing about babies not having sin.

Although babies are not held accountable for their sins, the are born with a sin nature.

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There is much you haven't said. Like answering questions.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
So is the cactus in my back yard. Services are held every Saturday at noon. Bring pizza and cash.

Bringing pizza and cash, you had better dangle a participle.

How 'bout we just bring cash and then pool it for pizza?

This works. Stuffed crust, ftw.

We must spare the cash. What else will the strippers eat? Won't be touching the stuffed crust, that's for f*ckin' sure.

There's something wrong with you. Stuffed crust pizza is everything that is good and pure about life.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
There's something wrong with you. Stuffed crust pizza is everything that is good and pure about life.

I have to admit that it's pretty good. It just depends on who is making it. If you are talking about Domino's? I'm out!

Oh, and there has to be dark beer on tap.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
There's something wrong with you. Stuffed crust pizza is everything that is good and pure about life.
Uh, duh. Not wasting it on any money-crunching stripper. They're greasy enough.

Pizza hut does good stuffed crust, as do some of the local places around here. Garlic topped, no less.

How is American Pizza Hut? Canadian Pizza Hut sucks all the burnt balls.

It's pretty good, most of the time.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
JIA - Your say-so does NOT COUNT as proof.

It's not my say so.

I showed from the Bible that Jesus Christ is God Almighty, the Creator.

As I showed from the Bible that God is capable of murder, deceit, and hates pigs?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
It's not my say so.

I showed from the Bible that Jesus Christ is God Almighty, the Creator.

So, you really expect us to believe that you are not responsible for the things you have said?

That's still not proof.
There are many, many interpretations of the Bible - and to believe the Bible is inerrant is admitting that you don't have a thinking process to speak of - especially when the Bible contradicts itself in so many ways. OT - prostitutes must be stoned to death. NT - Jesus himself makes a friend of Mary Magdalene, a prostitute. OT - rabbis or church elders are the ultimate source of religious conduct and knowledge. NT - Jesus himself tells all who will listen that the church elders are idiots and that they should not listen to them.
Or, if the Bible must be taken seriously - all of it, and not just bits and pieces... Well, I guess my Dad can sell me off when he gets low on money. Good thing my sister is already married, and good thing she managed to marry for love, because my parents, along with a village of well-wishers and planners, could have made her marry someone for financial gain even if she hated the guy.

So, quoting the Bible is STILL "your say-so." Because you are just repeating [or SAYING] what you see as SO. "Proof" means something that would stand up in a court of law. That can be argued from both sides.

You know, it's okay if you can't prove your religion to be true. In fact, God doesn't want you to. He wants you to act with faith and, through your actions, make people want to ask about it. That sad [or terrific] part of religion is that you can't prove it's true. It only makes faith a more precious commodity.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
That's still not proof.
There are many, many interpretations of the Bible - and to believe the Bible is inerrant is admitting that you don't have a thinking process to speak of - especially when the Bible contradicts itself in so many ways. OT - prostitutes must be stoned to death. NT - Jesus himself makes a friend of Mary Magdalene, a prostitute. OT - rabbis or church elders are the ultimate source of religious conduct and knowledge. NT - Jesus himself tells all who will listen that the church elders are idiots and that they should not listen to them.
Or, if the Bible must be taken seriously - all of it, and not just bits and pieces... Well, I guess my Dad can sell me off when he gets low on money. Good thing my sister is already married, and good thing she managed to marry for love, because my parents, along with a village of well-wishers and planners, could have made her marry someone for financial gain even if she hated the guy.

So, quoting the Bible is STILL "your say-so." Because you are just repeating [or SAYING] what you see as SO. "Proof" means something that would stand up in a court of law. That can be argued from both sides.

You know, it's okay if you can't prove your religion to be true. In fact, God doesn't want you to. He wants you to act with faith and, through your actions, make people want to ask about it. That sad [or terrific] part of religion is that you can't prove it's true. It only makes faith a more precious commodity.

JIA believes that he is possessed by the holy spirit. And that the holy spirit interprets the bible for him. He also believes that the bible is meant to be confusing to none-believers. This is a delusion that keeps him from seeing the simple points that you are making.

Oh Shaky, I know. Maybe the posts are more for myself, so I don't drive myself crazy reading these threads. Or maybe there are some silent watchers who may be thinking, "hey, that dude's right!" but aren't so far off the deep end that some good common sense may still change their minds.
Or maybe I'm just as crazy as JIA, thinking that if I keep saying these things, he might actually pay attention once. Lost cause, I know...

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Oh Shaky, I know. Maybe the posts are more for myself, so I don't drive myself crazy reading these threads. Or maybe there are some silent watchers who may be thinking, "hey, that dude's right!" but aren't so far off the deep end that some good common sense may still change their minds.
Or maybe I'm just as crazy as JIA, thinking that if I keep saying these things, he might actually pay attention once. Lost cause, I know...

I liked what you had to say, but I had to point out to that "silent watchers who may be thinking" that JIA is crazy. 😉

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Oh Shaky, I know. Maybe the posts are more for myself, so I don't drive myself crazy reading these threads. Or maybe there are some silent watchers who may be thinking, "hey, that dude's right!" but aren't so far off the deep end that some good common sense may still change their minds.
Or maybe I'm just as crazy as JIA, thinking that if I keep saying these things, he might actually pay attention once. Lost cause, I know...

I'm not crazy.

I honor my Heavenly Father, Who is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I'm not crazy.

I honor my Heavenly Father, Who is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

Then why did HE set up the world the way He did? You see, it just doesn't make sense.