Jack Reacher versus John McClane

Started by Supra18 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
That is Rob a true tard. Don't doubt him.

Well his friend straight up lied to him and robtard refuses to read truth.

Originally posted by Supra
Well his friend straight up lied to him and robtard refuses to read truth.
Robs friend can tell someone's height from 100 feet away. He's never wrong. Rob swears.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Robs friend can tell someone's height from 100 feet away. He's never wrong. Rob swears.

His friend must have been shorter then Tom Cruise since he was looking up to him from a distance.

Originally posted by Supra
His friend must have been shorter then Tom Cruise since he was looking up to him from a distance.
Rob has friends all over the country. We are probably being watched right now.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Rob has friends all over the country. We are probably being watched right now.

I have my laser shields up, how about you?

Originally posted by Supra
I have my laser shields up, how about you?
I see short people in my front lawn ready for thr attack. I'm ready.

Re: Re: Jack Reacher versus John McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane wins.

Not because he's faster or more skilled at H2H, as he isn't. He wins due to little 5'3" Jack Reacher not being able to down him.

McDurability feats >>>> Reacher's damage output potential /fact

Not to mention that Reacher was knocked senseless by one punch.

Mac rapes.

Quan Rob is correct..

I saw Tom Cruise in person when I went and saw The Last Samurai back in 2003. He is a very short person

I remember this one time I met Elvis. Then Bruce Lee. Then the other day I had lunch with Milla Jovovich.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Quan Rob is correct..

I saw Tom Cruise in person when I went and saw The Last Samurai back in 2003. He is a very short person

Did you have a tape measure present ?

5 foot seven is short whereas five foot three is extremely tiny. I take every other sites word for it over you two.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Did you have a tape measure present ?

5 foot seven is short whereas five foot three is extremely tiny. I take every other sites word for it over you two.

Lol wut.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol wut.
You poor miscreant you.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol wut.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Seek help, immediately.

Nah.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Nah.
For me.

Anyways McClane left one gets shit stomped.

Originally posted by Supra
Anyways McClane left one gets shit stomped.
Indeed.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Well I knew a guy who gave him a blowjob and he swears he was 7'11".

Best quote of all time

lol