Who wins the race: Surfer vs Flash

Originally posted by Zack M
Surfer gets destroyed by the top 20 in DC earth. Just like Panther did. 😄

You mean in your peckerwood wet dream? Marvel kicks D.C. in every conceivable category. I loved how hyped you all got when D.C. outsold Marvel a couple of weeks out of the last several decades. You all acted like you won the lottery. So is Afterbirth over yet, you guys have been rather quiet lately?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
You mean in your peckerwood wet dream? Marvel kicks D.C. in every conceivable category. I loved how hyped you all got when D.C. outsold Marvel a couple of weeks out of the last several decades. You all acted like you won the lottery. So is Afterbirth over yet, you guys have been rather quiet?

Surfer has a looong ways to go before he can catch up to even Wonder Woman, sporto. 😄

Originally posted by Zack M
Surfer has a looong ways to go before he can catch up to even Wonder Woman, sporto. 😄

So you are stuck on stupid. Good luck with that.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
So you are stuck on stupid. Good luck with that.

Those feats you post are cute, but aren't close to the Flash.

Guys, get back on topic please.

Has the pro-Surfer faction posted any actual *evidence* to support their claim that Surfer beats Wally in a race..? 😕

No.

Originally posted by Galan007
Has the pro-Surfer faction posted any actual *evidence* to support their claim that Surfer beats Wally in a race..? 😕

They already have and it was faster than sub-light.

No proof was given that Surfer can win here

Of course you are going to say that. You know nothing about surfers feats of speed.

Like what?

Originally posted by JBL
Of course you are going to say that. You know nothing about surfers feats of speed.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Except you did not such thing, even when I asked you to. Once again for even the most jaded Superman fans (that includes you) there are no math calculations in the comic, therefore you can't insert than to serve your purposes. Even Pr gets this.

So when distance and time are given, we cannot use speed? So you ignore the time taken to evacuate 500,000 people 35 miles away in 0.00001 microseconds?

The comic states VERY clearly. That they were carried there under the speed of light. I am NOT ignoring this.

The only guy to post scans for Surfer, said this:

Originally posted by psycho gundam
I phucked up. I always read it as .00001 seconds and not .00001 microseconds which changes everything drastically

Originally posted by psycho gundam
The statement about it being less than light speed is irrelevant since the required data is all that matters.

So yeah, what speed feats does Surfer have that compares?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Look them up. I suggest you start in this thread.

I didn't see any.

When BAV can't convince himself he's winning, he really ramps up the poor insults.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Where did you get billions of light years from? You pulled that from your ass.

Galaxies are hundreds of thousands to at most a couple of million light years in diameter

He was stated to 'cross entire galaxies in the blink of an eye'. So, yeah, 2 is the most you can assume until specified. Sorry. Standard procedure in feat calculations, not to mention basic language parsing.

It's a great feat, but nowhere close to the best.

Most you can assume? No idiot, that's actually the LEAST you can assume. If it was two galaxies, why wouldn't he say just that? But you did what people do when they lowball- it suited your agenda. You pulled an Abby, congrats.

Originally posted by Delta1938
When BAV can't convince himself he's winning, he really ramps up the poor insults.

And delta can't help but jump all over my dick, even now.

Originally posted by Delta1938
When BAV can't convince himself he's winning, he really ramps up the poor insults.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
And delta can't help but jump all over my dick, even now.

Before you can convince yourself I am, you have to convince yourself there's something to jump on.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I sense a truth bomb about to be dropped. Am heading to bed, so will reply soon.

I read that sentence completely different than what you all are reading it and no, I'm not 5alking about hours and minutes. I'm acting lazy and I don't want to look for the scan, so you van squash it.