Hulk vs Skywalker

Started by Time Immemorial6 pages

Hulk vs Skywalker

Hulk vs Skywalker

Which Skywalker? I'll guess Anakin, since he was the best. He dodges Hulk like Blonsky did, jumps on his head and rams his lightsaber through Hulk's skull or decapitates him. YMMV on this outcome.

If he means Luke, then Luke senses that there is good in the Hulk and Jedi mind-tricks him into calming down/reverting back to Banner.

They then go for drinks.

Originally posted by Robtard
If he means Luke, then Luke senses that there is good in the Hulk and Jedi mind-tricks him into calming down/reverting back to Banner.

They then go for drinks.

Like he did with the Rancor, a slower mindless beast. He sure calmed him down with Jedi tricks..

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Like he did with the Rancor, a slower mindless beast. He sure calmed him down with Jedi tricks..

Unfortunately for Luke, the Rancor was closer to a mindless beast who wouldn't understand what Luke was saying 🙂

Fortunately for Luke, Hulk isn't mindless and comprehends the spoken word 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Unfortunately for Luke, the Rancor was closer to a mindless beast who wouldn't understand what Luke was saying 🙂

Fortunately for Luke, Hulk isn't mindless and comprehends the spoken word 🙂

Robtard, while you're correct, here, the other interpretation of your post is also correct.

There are multiple instances of canon Jedi calming wild bests.

Originally posted by Robtard
Unfortunately for Luke, the Rancor was closer to a mindless beast who wouldn't understand what Luke was saying 🙂

Fortunately for Luke, Hulk isn't mindless and comprehends the spoken word 🙂

Like when Black Widow was trying to calm him down and that didn't work?

Where was the Force TK in this situation, the Jedi Mind tricks, the Jedi Speed Force, The Jedi Pre Cog.

Jedi seem to have a great fear of monsters and run away from them scared shitless.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Robtard, while you're correct, here, the other interpretation of your post is also correct.

There are multiple instances of canon Jedi calming wild bests.

I would like to add that Luke not using the "beast-calming" force power on the Rancor could be for 1 reasons:

1. CIS for the purpose of having a plot. This is a George Lucas film: this is almost assuredly the exact reason.

2. The Rancor was not a mindless beast and had a very strong will.

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lol, gayest name for a force power, ever.

Originally posted by dadudemon

There are multiple instances of canon Jedi calming wild bests.

I can think of one instate where Anakin calmed a wild beast, and I can name multiple others that they ran shitless from, Rancor, all of the beats in that Arena besides one, the monster in the pond. Did I miss any?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I can think of one instate where Anakin calmed a wild beast, and I can name multiple others that they ran shitless from, Rancor, all of the beats in that Arena besides one, the monster in the pond. Did I miss any?

Remember, the canon is now redone. Very few things "Star Wars" are non-canon, now.

But, there are 2 or 3 instances in the PT/OT/Clone Wars

Ones that I can remember:

1. Episode II: Attack of the Clones - Anakin calmed a beast and got a ride.

2. Episode III: Revenge of the Shit - I don't remember.

3. Clone Wars - Obi Wan calmed some gutkurrs.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Remember, the canon is now redone. Very few things "Star Wars" are non-canon, now.

But, there are 2 or 3 instances in the PT/OT/Clone Wars

Ones that I can remember:

1. Episode II: Attack of the Clones - Anakin calmed a beast and got a ride.

2. Episode III: Revenge of the Shit - I don't remember.

3. Clone Wars - Obi Wan calmed some gutkurrs.

So basically with in forum battle they get to cheat and the battle is not specific to the OP. So if Skywalker was not able to calm the rancor, but Anakin did in a completely different movie, well then its a valid feat even though Skywalker never did it.

I love the cheat and cheap tactics, figures as thats how the Jedi act cheating and tricking there way through life.

Originally posted by dadudemon

1. Episode II: Attack of the Clones - Anakin calmed a beast and got a ride.

Oh 😉

Originally posted by Firefly218
Oh 😉

Lol, I don't think Hulk is giving anyone a ride but a Hulk smash 😆

Originally posted by Firefly218
Oh 😉

What is the wink for, you pervert? 😮‍💨

Originally posted by dadudemon
Robtard, while you're correct, here, the other interpretation of your post is also correct.

There are multiple instances of canon Jedi calming wild bests.

Of course.

Not in a film, though?

edit: I see your EPII, good call. Force-calm is a film feat. 👆

Again so all Jedi battles and force users on the forum are not specific, and any feat ever used by any jedi can not be used on people who never used them..

I wonder why Anakin never used force lighting..Oh wait, He couldn't, just like Force Calm didn't work on the rancor or half the people they tried using it on besides some brainless storm troopers.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Like when Black Widow was trying to calm him down and that didn't work?

Where was the Force TK in this situation, the Jedi Mind tricks, the Jedi Speed Force, The Jedi Pre Cog.

Jedi seem to have a great fear of monsters and run away from them scared shitless.

Does Black Widow have access to the Force? No, she does not.

So your argument is still: "If the Jedi didn't use a power in every situation they were in, it doesn't work." That's silly for obvious reasons and can be ignored.

Um, Luke killed the Rancor and he never shit his pants once(I just checked, I saw no brown marks) while doing so, did you not watch RoTJ?

Luke calms the Hulk; he reverts and they go for drinks, since they're both good guys /thread

The force seems to be a unlimited win all power for you, which it clearly is not.

He was scared shitless of the Rancor, and was running and hiding from him, backed into a crevace in a rock and backed into another wall certained for death but he hit the panel with a rock.

Where was the force calm?

Its silly that you apply all force feats to all Jedi who clearly have never shown that feat or ability.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
The force seems to be a unlimited win all power for you, which it clearly is not.

He was scared shitless of the Rancor, and was running and hiding from him, backed into a crevace in a rock and backed into another wall certained for death but he hit the panel with a rock.

Where was the force calm?

Its silly that you apply all force feats to all Jedi who clearly have never shown that feat or ability.

Stop being silly. I clearly used on screen feats.

No, he wasn't. Luke kept his cool and found a way to win. There was no shitting in his pants as you claimed.

This is still you: "If the Jedi don't use a power in every scene, they can't use it here." Stop being silly.

Are you actually saying Luke doesn't have access to the Jedi mind-tricks? It's like you didn't watch RoTJ.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop being silly. I clearly used on screen feats.

No, he wasn't. Luke kept his cool and found a way to win. There was no shitting in his pants as you claimed.

This is still you: "If the Jedi don't use a power in every scene, they can't use it here." Stop being silly.

Are you actually saying Luke doesn't have access to the Jedi mind-tricks? It's like you didn't watch RoTJ.

When he couldn't trick the Rancor or Jaba, but could say "Take me to Jaba now", by a weak minded slave? Yes I saw that part.

Your implying at all Jedi have the same power and force abilities and have been all trained the same which the have not by a long shot.

Anakin was supposed to be way above Yoda but Yoda dominates him in every aspect of Lightsaber training and force powers. Why? Because he was properly trained and a better Jedi.