Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Started by Oneness10 pages

Don't say I'm being brass, Robtard is just ****ing with me at this point.

Originally posted by Oneness
Why is there even a need to play the blame-game in the first place?

Because it's fun.

Originally posted by Oneness
Don't say I'm being brass, Robtard is just ****ing with me at this point.

Brass?

And no, I stand firm that drinking and driving is a c**t move.

Originally posted by Robtard
Brass?

Displaying effrontery.

And no, I stand firm that drinking and driving is a c**t move.
I was drinking then driving. More importantly, your momma.

The term "drinking and driving" can also mean that, in fact, it usually means exactly that and it's still a c**t move.

Originally posted by Robtard
The term "drinking and driving" can also mean that, in fact, it usually means exactly that and it's still a c**t move.
Shut up you ****ing overly serious geek.

Your words right now are liken to that feeling you get when chalk screeches across a chalk-board. Or a broken CD-player keeps repeating the same noise over and over.

Originally posted by Oneness
Shut up you ****ing overly serious geek.

Your words right now are liken to that feeling you get when chalk screeches across a chalk-board. Or a broken CD-player keeps repeating the same noise over and over.

Just promise me you won't EVER do it again. Promise.

****ing go back to the second page where I did so, you schizophrenic gnat.

Originally posted by Oneness
****ing go back to the second page where I did so, you schizophrenic gnat.

You promised God; not Robtard. Make the promise to Robtard.

Originally posted by Oneness
When have I expressed apathy.

I don't think anyone seems to be paying attention to anything other than the words captain and morgan in this thread, lol.

You guys are pretty anal about DUIs, I understand, but at least stop making false-assumptions about how I feel about it.

Meh, in fact, **** your opinion, **** Digi's opinion, ****s Abnormal's opinion. **** everyone's beliefs.

Okay big guy.

**** you too, you dumbass.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
**** you too, you dumbass.
Anytime, anywhere.

Fatass.

I'm okay with being called a dumb cunt 2 or 3 times, but after a while it's just like shut the fuck up.

Jesus.

Originally posted by Oneness
Anytime, anywhere.

Fatass.

Assuming you meant that as an insult, you couldn't be more wrong with your wrongness. She has epic-levels of bodily sexiness.

It's okay. I forgive you. So does Jesus.

"When did I express apathy, Renegade?"

Moments later...

"FUCK EVERYONE'S OPINION!"

Try to learn something from what we're telling you, Oneness. Drive carefully.

Originally posted by The Renegade
"When did I express apathy, Renegade?"

Moments later...

"FUCK EVERYONE'S OPINION!"

Apathy towards what I did, not toward your running it into the ground at me. lol

Try to learn something from what we're telling you, Oneness. Drive carefully.
Shut up.

Oneness, ordering people around on the internet is about as effective as shouting someone to K.O. them in a boxing match.

Also, with your positions on this matter and general behavior regarding what you did, I'd reckon you're quite apathetic.

We all assumed Oneness would put someone in danger eventually; it was obvious from his erratic behavior. I think we all just thought it would be a different method.

I guess if we're looking for silver linings, he totaled his "1337" car. If the voices from God and egomaniacal schizophrenia don't keep him from a repeat performance, maybe the fear of losing his car will.

In the meantime, he's concerned about getting his car back and blaming the slick road for his idiocy, and defending his actions with ridiculous logic. And there isn't anything we can do about it. It's unfortunate. I'd encourage people to stop feeding his rants, as it's clearly making little to no difference.

See, that's the thing though, he destroys his 2003 car due to a combination of negligence and idiocy, and he's basically rewarded for it a few weeks later with a newer (2008) car.

Originally posted by Robtard
See, that's the thing though, he destroys his 2003 car due to a combination of negligence and idiocy, and he's basically rewarded for it a few weeks later with a newer (2008) car.

Again, if you want to look for silver linings, his insurance premiums are about to skyrocket for the rest of his life. But, beyond that, it's all the more reason not to waste our time. His lack of empathy and moronic choices will catch up with him; we don't need to piss into the wind on a message board trying to make him see reason. I'm guilty of ignoring that advice quite often, but there are points of clarity. This is one of those times.