Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Started by Oneness10 pages

Re: Re: Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Originally posted by BackFire
It's a shame that you didn't crash into a wall and die.
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

This isn't the first time you've randomly talked shit to me when I've never even conversed you before now.

Re: Re: Re: Totalled my ****ing 1337 car

Originally posted by Oneness
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

This isn't the first time you've randomly talked shit to me when I've never even conversed you before now.

Yes, you hurt my feelings while never having spoken to me.

Damn, I'm that good?

BTW; if I'd had this very same accident without ever having drunken any alcohol (even though I was far away from being intoxicated by it) none of you would be talking shit.

Something to consider.

I still would, because going 60 in a 25 MPH zone is reckless and dangerous regardless of if you did it because you were drinking or just because you're an idiot.

Okay, good. lol

Is it just me or is backfire the only one who seems to have read my OP well enough to pick up on why the crash actually happened?

Regardless of the crash, drinking alcohol while driving is a shit move, even if you make it to your destination without an incident.

The fact that your were going 35mph over the speed limit and in "slick" conditions just makes you that much more of a stupid c**t. See?

Originally posted by Robtard
Regardless of the crash, drinking alcohol while driving is a shit move, even if you make it to your destination without an incident.
That's actually not true.

I mean, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone would differently after drinking one or two selects (which was the equivalent to what I had in my system by the time I drove).

Because no-one in their early tweens speeds while they're sober.

Originally posted by Oneness
Okay, good. lol

Is it just me or is backfire the only one who seems to have read my OP well enough to pick up on why the crash actually happened?

I barely read your OP at all. I just assumed you crashed because you were going stupidly fast in a zone that had a low speed limit for what I assumed is a good reason.

I was being one of the few hundred thousand reckless-drivers that day.

Doing what other people do (if it's wrong) isn't an excuse. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying most of the people here except for Time are being hypocrites.

But to label the culprit as alcohol would be erroneous.

Have you ever sped; Abnormal, Digi, Robtard, BackFire, etc?

Then shut up, you hypocrites. lol

Originally posted by Oneness
I was being one of the few hundred thousand reckless-drivers that day.

Doing what other people do (if it's wrong) isn't an excuse. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying most of the people here except for Time are being hypocrites.

But to place the diagnosis for the crash on the alcohol would be erroneous.

Have you ever sped; Abnormal, Digi, Robtard, BackFire, etc?

Then shut up, you hypocrites. lol

There is a difference between going 60 in a 55 mph zone and going 60 in a 25 MPH zone. I generally try to obey the speed limits. You should as well, they aren't just arbitrarily assigned to random streets.

Originally posted by Oneness
That's actually not true.

I mean, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone would differently after drinking one or two selects (which was the equivalent to what I had in my system by the time I drove).

Because no-one in their early tweens speeds while they're sober.

No, it actually is true. Alcohol affects your judgment and reaction-time among other things, so using the "I only had a few" is a cowardly excuse.

Just don't drink if you're going to drive, really not that hard to do. Basket weaving is likely far more difficult.

Originally posted by BackFire
There is a difference between going 60 in a 55 mph zone and going 60 in a 25 MPH zone. I generally try to obey the speed limits. You should as well, they aren't just arbitrarily assigned to random streets.
You've never gone more than 5mph over the speed-limit. Okay, now I know all of you are full of shit.

I thought you said me going 60 was an assumption?

That's how fast I said I was going in the OP, but to tell you the truth I said 60 mph out of exaggeration. There's no way I could have actually been going that fast. It was a sharp ass curve, and I probably was speeding; but I know for a fact I wasn't going in excess of 20 miles above the speed limit.

The only err in judgement was not going under the speed limit, given the conditions.

You can blame that on my ego, not a poor cognitive performance or lack of knowledge.

Originally posted by Robtard
cowardly excuse.
I don't need an excuse.

And if you think I'm a coward, than you're absolutely out of your mind. I'm insanely brazen.

I can blame it on all of those things at once. Just watch.

Originally posted by Oneness
I don't need an excuse.

And if you think I'm a coward, than you're absolutely out of your mind. I'm insanely brazen.

Your post about this one I quoted is full of excuses though.

Obviously it didn't impair me, because that's what the sobriety test is designed to determine.

The nicotine of nervousness would be better culprits. I'd been chewing insane amounts of nicorette gum, enough to give me skin rashes.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your post about this one I quoted is full of excuses though.
Explanations as to why claiming I'm scum is extremely hypocritical of you and ABS.

Not just hypocritical and hypercritical, but ****tarded as well. Oh wait...sorry I forget what your username is.

Originally posted by BackFire
I can blame it on all of those things at once. Just watch.
Why is there even a need to play the blame-game in the first place?

Originally posted by Oneness
Obviously it didn't impair me, because that's what the sobriety test is designed to determine.

The nicotine of nervousness would be better culprits. I'd been chewing insane amounts of nicorette gum, enough to give me skin rashes.

Regardless, drinking and driving is still a c**t move *PERIOD*

Also, you said: "If I'd blown .002 higher I'd be ****ed right now", that's cutting it extremely close.

It is very possible that you were over the legal limit when you crashed and by the time you took the breathalyzer your body had time to metabolize the alcohol in your system just enough for you to avoid arrest. You were that close to going back to jail with all the handsome buff men.

Originally posted by Robtard
Regardless, drinking and driving is still a c**t move.
Your face is a **** move.

lol