So i heard this joke..,.

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.

Men...they can stay hours with a rod in the water,but they loose patience when a woman stays another five minutes in front of a mirror

What disease can you get from sexy asbestos?
Me-so horny-oma.

Why do seagulls not fly over bays?
Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans

I met a comedian once. He was a stand up guy.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
A depresso.

Man to a butcher: "I'd like bull's testicles."
Butcher: "So would I.”

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
He he’s got no beef.

What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
Grey Hair.