So i heard this joke..,.

What’s a bad lumberjack yell?
TIM!

What’s a cold lumberjack yell?
BER!

what do you call a deer with 1 eye?
No idea.

Two blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a cocktail, the bartender replies, we don't serve your kind!

How do you kill a circus clown?
Go for the juggler!

Why was Romeos man part so small.
Cause like when your doing it and you wife has to say where for art thou

Why do we tell actors to break a leg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,because, every stage has a cast!!

Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

Remember Ghost Busters. They're all federal prosecutors now looking for ghosts to bust.

A chameleon walks into a bar.
Bartender says: ‘if your wife calls i didnt see you’.

An eel walks into a bar.
The bartender says: ‘back for more, eh’?

Reporter walks into a basketball locker room and asks if everyone's tounge's are tied. Everyone looks at their sneakers to see if the pep talk is over.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Where do people go in a rapid rush?
E tu Brute
To a doctor with a scalpel

The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.