So i heard this joke..,.

hahaha

A cheap circumcision is just a rip off.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
i am cringing

apparently Neil armstrong use to tell bad jokes about his experiences on the moon

he would always finish with "you had to be there"

Hahaha!!! 😆

Thats awesome on his part!

time to break out the dad jokes everyone. lets see what you got

Q. how do you know when you're about to drown in milk

A. when it's "past your eyes"

Q. a termite walks into a bar and asks

"is the bar tender here"

(i personally prefer yo mumma joke's)

you mumma so ugly when she stuck her face out of the window she was arrested for mooning

your mumma so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

( i stand behind her so i don't have to give her any presents 🙂 )

your mumma is so fat she has more chins then a chinese phonebook

yo mumma so hairy down there her kids get carpet burn when they're born

yo mumma so so fat i lube her up in butter and put a twinke on the outside steps just to get her through the door frame

you mummma so oily the americans wanted to invade her

your mumma so loose her Gynachologist needs absailing gear just to go down on her

it should be noted that i do respect women and am making these jokes with no harmful intention. if you are offended at any of these "yo mumma" jokes then i do apologise as they were not meant to insult anyone on an individual level.

But you do realise that they are disrespectful to women?

yes i do. i say them in the means of a joke not as a personal insult towards women as a gender.

Hmm, but if someone were to tell the exact same jokes as an insult to women as a gender, the effect would be the same, no?

A joke is a joke.

That said, we all have a line we wont cross. I keep tripping over mine.

or a border... MExican jokes!