So i heard this joke..,.

Started by Genesis-Soldier77 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, but if someone were to tell the exact same jokes as an insult to women as a gender, the effect would be the same, no?

no, "yo mumma" jokes are just that. directed at a persons mother. if it was "yo gender" then i would agree but it once again "yo mumma" is in regard to the individual, not the sex

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/03/how_to_explain_bitcoin_to_your_mom_the_new_york_times_thinks_mothers_are.html

My momma was so black, her tattoos were in chalk.

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Originally posted by Scribble
Did you hear about the band 24 Hours' new self-titled album? They released it and called it a day.

Heh heh

heres a good one.

a murderer breaks into a families house one night and ties up the parents and two children, he brings them down to the lounge room.

the murderer then takes off the parents mouth tape and asks "which child lives?". naturally the parents are horrified and pleade for there children to live "take us instead they plead" but the murderer simply says "if you don't choose i will kill them both".

the scared parents choose the Youngest son to die.

the murderer kills both the parents and the Oldest boy then leaves. he leave th Youngest boy alone in the world knowing that his parents wanted Him to Die in his Oldest Brothers Place

i honestly laughed at this when my friend showed me

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is the diffrence between a bottle of wine and a child to pedo bear?

one is 10 years old and locked in a cellar whilst the other is a bottle of wine

BOO! 😛

A young married couple who lived near a famous golf-course were entertaining an elderly aunt from the depths of the country.

"Well, Aunt Mary, how did you spend this afternoon?" asked the hostess on the first day.

"Oh, I enjoyed myself very much," replied Auntie with a beaming smile, "I went for a walk across the fields. There seemed to be a great many people about, and some of them shouted to me in a most eccentric manner, but I just took no notice. And, by the way," she went on, "I found such a number of curious little round white things. I brought them home to ask you what they are."

Jokes without punchlines, but sound like they should be, meme!

Did you hear the joke with out the punchline?

Was I supposed to?

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hi xyz, im gens

Gee ee ens!

he he hey riv

why don't the polish have ballet dancers?

because when they do the splits they get stuck to the floor 😉

( if you don't get that one PM me and i will explain)

Got it. Dont want it. Now its stuck in my head.

Stuck.

hehehehe got it in one