So i heard this joke..,.

Started by Genesis-Soldier77 pages

riv said he is chaving a cup of joe

Me being a smart ass

"cup of joe eh?

the sperm bank must have a new Donor of the Month
pretty sure it was a cup of Frank last week"

two police officers are called to a domestic shooting, they find the shooter and the victim and call up the sargent

"hey sarge we're at the house call but there is a problem" -officers

"whats the problem?" -sarge

"the shooting turns out to be a house wife who shot her husband after he stood on the wet floor she just cleaned, we can't arrest her"-officers

"just go arrest her, take the gun from her"- sarge

"sarge we can't!"-officers
"why the hell not!" -sarge

"the floor is still wet"- officers

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
riv said he is chaving a cup of joe

Me being a smart ass

"cup of joe eh?

the sperm bank must have a new Donor of the Month
pretty sure it was a cup of Frank last week"


Thats disgusting!

And funny as Hell!

what do you call a girl with no arms or legs

sally

*knock Knock*

who is there?

not sally

what did sally get for christmas

cancer

why did sally fall off the swing

i pushed her

why did sally fall off the horse

i threw a fridge at her

Silly Sally.

What does a homosexual horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!

why do shower heads have 11 holes

because jews have 10 fingers

^^^I dont get this one.

i was hoping you didn't

shower heads= 11 holes
jewish people= 10 fingers
holocaust= gas chambers

Noooooo....!!!!!!! 😘 😘 😘

yeah, i wasn't exactly sound of mind on the 2nd

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.

The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.

The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers "Don't blow our cover.

You're in America now. Speak Spanish."

Ahahahahaha

its been ages since i heard that one

Que? 😉

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Ahahahahaha

its been ages since i heard that one

u wot m8? Are you taking the piss? 😠

me and my mate nathan tell jokes and make smart arse comments every day. it was that joke (well a slight alteration to it ) that started my 'mexican' jokes

wot u got m8, u being a scrub