two police officers are called to a domestic shooting, they find the shooter and the victim and call up the sargent
"hey sarge we're at the house call but there is a problem" -officers
"whats the problem?" -sarge
"the shooting turns out to be a house wife who shot her husband after he stood on the wet floor she just cleaned, we can't arrest her"-officers
"just go arrest her, take the gun from her"- sarge
"sarge we can't!"-officers
"why the hell not!" -sarge
"the floor is still wet"- officers