Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

TODAY IS CALL IN SICK DAY

(I like this one!)

TODAY IS PUBLIC SLEEPING DAY

(Yeah, not doing that.)

MARCH IS

TODAY IS

TODAY IS NATIONAL ANTHEM DAY

TODAY IS

TODAY IS FAT TEUSDAY/MARDIS GRAS

TODAY IS

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL BE NASTY DAY

(Yes, Ms. Jackson.)

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WORKING WOMENS DAY

(You go girl!)

TODAY IS PANIC DAY

TODAY IS

TODAY IS JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY

(If only there’d been a Freddie Lotsaweed back then, too.)

TOMORROW IS EAR MUFF DAY

(Ear, not eat. You pervs.)

TOMORROW IS

TOMORROW...

TODAY IS EVERYTHING YOU THINK IS WRONG DAY

(So, a normal day for married men!)

TOMORROW IS ST PATRICK’S DAY

TOMORROW IS SUPREME SACRIFICE DAY

TOMORROW IS TEA FOR TEUSDAY

(I’d rather have tacos.)