NATIONAL MONSTER TRUCK DAY
(Get some!)
TODAY IS
TODAY IS MUSHROOM DAY
(Magic?)
TODAY IS BLAH BLAH BLAH DAY
TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL JUGGLERS DAY
TODAY IS EASTER SUNDAY
(Yay?)
TODAY IS GIRL SCOUT LEADER DAY
TOMORROW IS EAST MEETS WEST DAY
TOMORROW IS
TOMORROW IS TELL A STORY DAY
(Once upon a time...)
TODAY IS BABE RUTH DAY
(Fat bastich.)
TOMORROW IS NATIONAL HONESTY DAY
(Riiiiggghht.)
TODAY IS HAIRSTYLE APPRECIATION DAY
(Is that a new haircut?)
MAY IS PACIFIC ISLANDER HERITAGE MONTH
TODAY IS BROTHERS AND SISTERS DAY