Time for the next big Holiday this season!!!

TOMORROW IS BOTH EARTH DAY AND EXTRATERRESTRIAL ABDUCTIONS DAY

(Coincidence?!?)

TOMORROW IS FRAGRANCE DAY

(Ah, the smell of it.)

TOMORROW IS

TODAY IS MELBA TOAST DAY

(Eeeeew!)

TODAY IS

TOMORROW IS THE FEAST OF THE ANNUNCIATION

TODAY IS TURKEY NECK SOUP DAY

(Not on a bet.)

TODAY IS CHECK YOURSELF DAY

(So random.)

APRIL IS STRESS AWARENESS MONTH

TODAY IS RECONCILIATION DAY

TODAY IS

TODAY IS WALK AROUND THINGS DAY

(As opposed to...?)

TODAY IS NATIONAL DANDELION DAY

TODAY IS PLAN YOUR EPITATH DAY

TODAY IS WORLD HEALTH DAY

(Yay, world!)

TODAY IS ZOO LOVER’S DAY

(Well, i dont hate them.)

TODAY IS WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY

TODAY IS BOW TIE APPRECIATION DAY

(I like bow ties!)

TODAY IS BARBERSHOP QUARTET DAY

TODAY IS