TODAY IS
TOMORROW IS
TODAY IS NO DIET DAY
(Thats every day for me!)
TODAY IS NATIONAL TOURISM DAY
TODAY IS CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM DAY
TODAY IS FATIGUE SYNDROME AWARENESS DAY
(Reeeeelax...)
TODAY IS NATIONAL DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO DAY
(Neeeeerrrrdddsss!)
TODAY MAKES 19 YEARS POSTING OM MBs FOR ME!
(Whoooo!!!!)
TODAY IS NATIONAL SEA MONKEY DAY
(Oh thats just silly!)
TODAY IS BOY’S CLUB DAY
TODAY IS NATIONAL MEMO DAY
(As in, take a...)
TOMORROW IS SKIP FROM PLACE TO PLACE DAY
(Skip to my loo, my darling.)