Its the Freak Down Count Down to X-MAS! aka Christmas jokes

Its the FLY's 28 Days of X-Mas Jokes Thread! (cause Riv couldn't handle 29 days) (( and its X-mas cause Jesus aint got nuffin to do wit dis))

YAY!!!!!!!!

Your threads are bad and you should feel bad.

^^^You're a one trick pony of derogatory comments that doesnt have the imagination to contribute anything else (good bad or indifferent) to the forum and your feet smell bad.

Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner!

Why does Santa land on the roof?
Because he likes it on top.

Why does Santa come down the chimney?
Because Mrs. Claus went let him in the back door!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

^^^😱

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^You're a one trick pony of derogatory comments that doesnt have the imagination to contribute anything else (good bad or indifferent) to the forum and your feet smell bad.

And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.

Laziness. Truly a Art Form.

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Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.

Whats the difference between yo daddy and Santa?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's!

Why does Santa LOVE Christmas? You would to if you knew you were going to get at least 3 Ho's every year.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

The way Riv and Fly look at Freakmas!

Krampus like a mofo, yo!

What do you call a Broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Cause it soots him.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
To keep her off the North Pole.