Its the Freak Down Count Down to X-MAS! aka Christmas jokes

I like that devil one!

Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

oooohh

What does Santa do in the garden?
Hoe hoe hoe.

^^^Oh thats messed up! 😂

^^^Hell yes!

"We'll have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Kaye!"

Da Squirrel tells it da WAY IT IS!

TROOF!

YouTube video

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!

Fat butt McGee!

I now a bunch of HC"ers want for Freakmas now......to bad I aint buying those bastards anyting...

They dont deserve a stiff Santa!

But what about a hot melted one up the Chimney?