Vakorion vs. Abeloth

Originally posted by The_Tempest
No doubt that Luke looks positively fabulous, but Dooku's beard ensures that he's never truly disarmed. In many ways, the good Count is a vaguely more sinister iteration of the Dos Equis man.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Puh-lease. That Mr. Monopoly-looking motherfvcker can GTFO.

Only hipsters and other breeds of douche allow their stashes to curl.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
Force Storm (Wormhole) cannot obliterate an entire planet in the manner you presume. It can wreck the surface or crust at maximum.

Moreover, Palpatine had limitation in the aspect of conjuring and controlling the Force Storm (Wormhole) power.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Puh-lease. That Mr. Monopoly-looking motherfvcker can GTFO.

Only hipsters and other breeds of douche allow their stashes to curl.

It's called class, you arse.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Luke's claim that it can kill worlds, Palpy almost doing to do Da Soocha, and obliterating a capital ship logically able to tank planetary core fracturing impacts, suggests otherwise.

You know, it never ceases to amaze how experts are mysteriously unreliable AF when it comes to attesting Sheev's power, but every Tom, Dick & Harry who remotely endorses Valkoriate has a PhD in Force Studies and Valkoriology.

Takes some real loyalty to defend a pedophile as must as you do, Tempest.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Takes some real loyalty to defend a pedophile as must as you do, Tempest.

His Imperial Majesty should be celebrated for providing wayward minors guidance and purpose.

I hate it when people name their equipment like that.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I hate it when people name their equipment like that.

Oh, I'm sure it rolls nicely off the tongue, if you catch my drift.

It's just a bit of a mouthful, is all.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
His Imperial Majesty should be celebrated for providing wayward minors guidance and purpose.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Yeah, nothing prepares you for a future as a nutcase as much as sodomy. We should applaud Palpatine for raping Anakin for 30ish years.

If not for the Emperor, there would be no Vader. For that alone, you should be grateful. You should kneel before His Majesty. I have a place reserved for you, right beside Skillz.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Dooku's beardsword is indeed powerful, but comparatively lacking in sharpness in his live action appearances. I'd say Luke takes the majority.

I am absolutely disgusted by your implication that Sir Christopher Lee is inferior in any way to anybody in the history of mankind. You did not seriously think the Joker could challenge the will of Count Dracula.

Go drink some tea and repent.

Originally posted by AncientPower
I am absolutely disgusted by your implication that Sir Christopher Lee is inferior in any way to anybody in the history of mankind. You did not seriously think the Joker could challenge the will of Count Dracula.

Go drink some tea and repent.

And even Lee-as-Dooku bent the knee to Darth Sidious.

You have done well, my servant. excellent

Dooku's basically just got a lamer and less british version of Valkorion's beard. He's objectively inferior.

Dooku was portrayed by the late Sir Christopher Lee; 'lame' is a plebian term, bow before the epitome of Britannia.

Valkorion is a ghost. He's got a ghost beard.

Count Dooku has a cane saber.

Cane.

Saber.

Also, Count > Emperor.

Count Dooku is really handsome. Anakin Skywalker felt insecure in his presence; idiot chose to decapitate the handsome Count.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Dooku's basically just got a lamer and less british version of Valkorion's beard. He's objectively inferior.

Less British? Dooku's beard towers above all, heathen.