Captain Marvel

Started by dadudemon76 pages

Saw this on Saturday.

It is a 7 out of 10. It was a good movie and it entertained. I'll put everything in spoilers.

Spoiler:
Fury's character was made into too much of a cheesy comedy type for my tastes. Fury is supposed to be a strategic badass as well as a spec-ops super secret spy dude. He worked for Shield. But wasn't that great...so what gives?

Anyway, the beginning of the movie and the disjointed timeline and "lost memories" trope really harmed the narrative as it unfolded. People never learn in Hollywood. After the terrible timeline issues in Alexander, you'd think they'd learn to stop with this trope.

Also, it did get a bit Social Justice Warrior with a strong woman who don't need no man a few times. It was rather irritating as it detracts from character motivations, IMO. They could have cut out the gender-specific criticisms and, instead, focused on just her failing over and over. Would have seemed more realistic and provide a better motivation for her wanting to prove the haters wrong. But that plotline seems rather abandoned at times, too...as if it was just sewed into the story.

Why does it have to be about her gender at all? Why can't she just be a hero instead of a female hero who overcomes sexism? It's now about how a strong woman can overcome sexism instead of a strong hero overcoming intergalactic enemies. Lame, man. That brings her down. Makes her less. Don't do that. Women are so much more than just their gender and overcoming workplace discrimination. Stop making women "conquerors of office politics" and make woman heroes plain heroes for heroics' sake.

Anyway, movie felt a bit forced. But has some amazing visuals, sound. Fight sequences are absolutely terrible at times. It does the super zoom up close to where you can't really see what's going on. Jackie Chan has spoken about this "Western" action movie fighting style and it's because the fight sequences suck so badly that they have to do super up close zooms and rapid cuts so it doesn't look as lame as it really is (like Power Rangers fighting fodder).

Also, Ronan is supposed to be a badass dude but he was just a Worf. Why couldn't they make him more badass than he was portrayed? Why do they have to just Worf him? He could have brought the hammer (pun intended) and killed some apostates or something. They had really great opportunity to setup Ronan as a apocalyptic badguy and THEN have the main character defeat him...but they didn't.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Permabanned for what exactly? Not agreeing with you? Is this how you get your way around here, threaten others because they don’t agree with your Movie criticism?

Has anyone else noticed how ridiculous this guy is😂

oh TI, Man you dumb as F$ck.. you will be perma banned because you will do something really dumb..

Dummy I could care less what you think or say.. you brought this on when you came at me personally. then again you're a cyber stalker so i could always let the FBI deal with you. also again RT is for idiots like you

I never quoted rotten tomatoes. Did you really threaten to call the FBI on me? 😂

You cant make it through a sentence without making threats, cussing or having a normal basic civil conversation about movies. Even this post will make you fly off the deep end because you lack basic social skills.

That’s the big takeaway from the opening weekend of “Captain Marvel,” the studio’s first comic-book movie to put the spotlight on a female heroine. “Captain Marvel” — starring Brie Larson — debuted with a mighty $455 million globally, the sixth best start for a movie of all time. Larson’s Carol Danvers is in rarefied company among her Spandexed cohorts: “Captain Marvel” ranks as the second-biggest launch for a superhero movie worldwide, behind “Avengers: Infinity War.” -snip

That pretty much guarantees we'll have a Captain Marvel sequel; likely a trilogy.

So it's like The Last Jedi, makes a lot of money while not being very good.

Still, it's good for the MCU overall. Though it encourages mediocre film making.

Originally posted by Surtur
So it's like The Last Jedi, makes a lot of money while not being very good.

Still, it's good for the MCU overall. Though it encourages mediocre film making.

You've not seen it yet so you're just going by what guys like Mike Cernovich and Tim Pool tell you, who were never going to like this from the start.

Maybe watch it and decide for yourself first before declaring it not very good or shit? It's not the best MCU flick, but it's better than several others. Decent comic flick still though.

Originally posted by Robtard
You've not seen it yet so you're just going by what guys like Mike Cernovich and Tim Pool tell you, who were never going to like this from the start.

Maybe watch it and decide for yourself first before declaring it not very good or shit? It's not the best MCU flick, but it's better than several others. Decent comic flick still though.

I'm going by audience scores for RT and metacritic.

Yes, this movie is the last jedi. Critics loving it while audiences are lukewarm at best. It hammers home the point of not trusting critics.

Deal with it.

EDIT: And if I see it and think it's dog shit you'll just go on about "'dem youtubas!"

You've already played your hand here, it's clear you've judged this before watching it.

Originally posted by Robtard
You've already played your hand here, it's clear you've judged this before watching it.

I'll give this pile of mediocre poop a chance once it comes to netflix. I promise, and a Surtur promise is a special promise.

Careful or the OP will threaten to call the FBI on you like he did me for googling people.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Careful or the OP will threaten to call the FBI on you like he did me for googling people.

Yeah, f*ck the OP.

😂

Best thing you ever said on this forum👆

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
😂

Best thing you ever said on this forum👆

I could care less what you say, it's why I'm gonna talk about the FBI going after you.

What a meltdown.

Originally posted by playa1258
What a meltdown.

Indeed, bringing up the FBI is weird and sad 👆

RLM review is up:

YouTube video

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I never quoted rotten tomatoes. Did you really threaten to call the FBI on me? 😂

You cant make it through a sentence without making threats, cussing or having a normal basic civil conversation about movies. Even this post will make you fly off the deep end because you lack basic social skills.

well you are a cyber stalker and they deal in that.. use google you idiot...

Originally posted by -Pr-
RLM review is up:

YouTube video

did this persion love or hate the film? I won;t click on it and give him money

Originally posted by Robtard
That’s the big takeaway from the opening weekend of “Captain Marvel,” the studio’s first comic-book movie to put the spotlight on a female heroine. “Captain Marvel” — starring Brie Larson — debuted with a mighty $455 million globally, the sixth best start for a movie of all time. Larson’s Carol Danvers is in rarefied company among her Spandexed cohorts: “Captain Marvel” ranks as the second-biggest launch for a superhero movie worldwide, behind “Avengers: Infinity War.” -snip

That pretty much guarantees we'll have a Captain Marvel sequel; likely a trilogy.

shhh, don't tell the crybabies that...

Originally posted by playa1258
What a meltdown.

nah im happy... are you??

Originally posted by Surtur
Indeed, bringing up the FBI is weird and sad 👆

goes to show that you have no mind of your own.. you don;t know the law. I mean real actual law and not message board law, since the mods here don;t do much.. Real actual law says that the FBI deals in cyber stalking and cyber harrassment/.. Use google you knitwit...

i will help a little penal code 646.9 PC, California stalking laws which include the internet... I can make a case..

Why are you so mad?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
well you are a cyber stalker and they deal in that.. use google you idiot...

goes to show that you have no mind of your own.. you don;t know the law. I mean real actual law and not message board law, since the mods here don;t do much.. Real actual law says that the FBI deals in cyber stalking and cyber harrassment/.. Use google you knitwit...

i will help a little penal code 646.9 PC, California stalking laws which include the internet... I can make a case..

Its like you do this to yourself, or to lazy to read.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Careful or the OP will threaten to call the FBI on you like he did me for googling people.

Originally posted by Quincy
I think you're further demonstrating a lack of understanding in her words
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